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Cereal Killer Kezz

@kezzcat.bsky.social

810 followers 1.5K following 13K posts

Cute and cuddly cougar catastrophe I'm furry, sometimes funny, often friendly Progressive, depressive, and often obsessive Replies, reposts, and a lot of reveling in randiness (no minors pls 🔞) Also Opinions He/Him Forever 30ish

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · Nov 6

Try to be happy.
If you can't get by with happiness, get by with hope.
If you can't get by with hope, get by with perseverance.
If you can't get by with perseverance, get by with spite.

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 1m

Just finally got my first text message asking me to sign up for a protest.

Fam, the derisive laugh I uttered was heavy and momentous.

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 2h

I always chose to look at it in a more positive manner. He is a monster whose body cannot process real food, like a vampire, but he can still enjoy the taste and texture of cookies, even if he has to spit them out.

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Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social · 3h

Set your reminders!

3:30 pm EST your favorite pupper is going to be playing Vampire The Masquerade Coteries of New York!

Come join me as we take another bite out of the big apple.

rosegoldsden Schedule - Twitch

Check out rosegoldsden stream schedule, and set reminders so you don’t miss out!

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 5h

Sexxity Sax

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .

Alt: This

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 6h

The rules are a kaiju?

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 6h

It is funny to think of the song as a reaction instead of a declarative.

"Wait, I CAN'T drive 55? Well, damn it!"

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 6h

I think we're getting a little too loose with the definition. 😆 These aren't even giants anymore.

Unless you want to get pedantic and start differentiating between kaiju and daikaiju.

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 14h

"Would you like to print to 'The Mangler'?"

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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 23h

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

A post by Rebecca Johnson:
“I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.”

A tumblr respond from mightymur:
“The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
"She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive
"Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 18h

Daily bunny no.3101 flying by night

A bunny catches a flight by holding both legs of a bat, who is flying across a starry night sky. Another bat follows closely behind them, and they are currently going over a small body of water.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 18h

My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 17h

A picture of Gordon Ramsay, like the one from that meme about the good food.

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 17h

"I'm sorry, sir, but your flight's been delayed."

"Cool!"

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 20h

Either of which would ideally have far more than 4.

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 20h

Four RPGs to get to know me. ⚔️

What about you?

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 2d

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 23h

Please send tips
I need to pay my scary bills

I have a fever and possible cold or sinus infection too so I’m less good at properly begging

but I don’t wanna have my Internet and electric shut off

And I need to get medicine cause I’m sick

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 23h

Wait, wait, wait . . . Allison Hayes?

Erica Page was the 50ft woman?!

Oh my goodness. Everyone is Little Man to her.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 23h

He's already like 48 or something. I think he's just immortal.

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, dang! That was super fast!

Grats, Scarlet! 😃

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 1d

Oof. I know the "fun" of migraines well. 🫩

Good that it didn't happen yesterday, at least.

Hope it passes quickly for you. 🫂

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 1d

Superhero dog!

Cereal Killer Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, they are SO talkative. We once had a black cat with Siamese in her, and I swear she had a full language she'd use with us. You could have conversations with her.