kfedele.bsky.social
@kfedele.bsky.social
Human person reposting things mostly. This is tumblr in 2012, right?
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My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, except January 2025 which has 2,847 days
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Tried pronouncing the rr in Spanish but couldn't get the Bernoulli Effect to kick in.

Trill issue
Tried posting absurdly, but I didn't have the right voice. dril issue
I tried frying up some potatoes with eggs for breakfast, but they turned out horrible. Skillet issue
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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in canada we don’t have new year’s, we just keep using the old one. we’re not wasteful like some other countries i could name.
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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🥂
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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December 25, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Discussing salty snacks with @fbisnath.bsky.social, concluding that they can be categorized in two-dimensional bouba–kiki space. #iconicity #linguistics
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Elf on a Shelf isn’t even 20 years old. Slam dunk that freak into the nearest toilet. Enough
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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The thing they don't tell you about gaining wisdom is that it feels like shit
So much of the last few years for me has been realizing that even if — and it’s a big if — I know what the root of a problem is, I often have no fucking idea what the solution is
December 9, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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"If using salted butter, omit the additional salt in the recipe."
an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
ALT: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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I don't think I discussed the situation re: April's boobs in the books for, I hope, obvious reasons.

But they're super big, Sophia. Straight gazoonkas.
December 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.
December 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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It's the weekend, baby
December 7, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Introducing a thought I have: Plastic Water Bottles.

A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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bots are becoming a bigger thing on this platform now. not as bad as twitter, but it’s a shame that no matter what, we’re forced into experiencing the internet technological rot that infests online spaces now
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Male sea horses don't just carry eggs until they hatch, their "brood pouch" actually contains specialized blood vessels that transfer oxygen and nutrients to the embryos, almost like a placenta...
December 5, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM