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Sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches
Cat time?

Cat time.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Please, Frankenstein is my *father*.

You can call me Frankenstein's Monster.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trying to pick a fight with whoever Johnny Tickletoes is
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Deus ex Macarena. Is that anything?
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Now that we're no longer minting pennies, what's gonna happen to Penny Loafers?
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@vicmmic.bsky.social Rate this heron I just saw
September 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This quote is beyond chilling to read as an official response from a governor's office
August 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
THE KID ADROCK
THAT IS MY NAME
AND IF YOU GOT THE FLY GIRLIES
I GOT THE CHAMPAGNE
The Mother
The Father
The Serpent
The Priest

The Foreman
The Woman
The Widow
The Beast
August 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Thanks for the information, CreditKarma!
August 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Working on a Winota deck that has 46 creatures in it, just to feel something
August 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
June 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Mourning the man by listening to Shortenin' Bread nine hundred times in a row.
June 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Thanks, John Mountaingoats
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dick Durbin Eat My Ass Challenge
March 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's also one of the squelchiest films I've ever watched.
Hard to be a god, Aleksei German/Strugatsky brothers. One of the best films ive seen, hands down. A sci fi mystery detective film meets the most brutal dark age setting. It follows a scientist tasked with uncovering why a planet has not progressed past a dark age- its people, and others like him.
March 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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car that plays 1/1 by Brian Eno from Ambient 1: Music For Airports when you honk the horn
March 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Yes yes yes yes yes
February 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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no meat
February 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Learning about this term has made my day
Minibeast - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
February 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sharks, I am seeking $48,000,000 in funding in exchange for an 8% share of profit
February 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self
February 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM