Keith Haring, 1983

A food truck called Sucklerz where I have a giant hamster bottle full of chili and you pay for thirty seconds to go wild

fursona non grata

holistic wellness people are always like"~𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎~" no thanks dude, it's always screaming

I finished that Raven skull necklace 😳 how many goth baddies would wear this? I wanna see a goth baddie in this so baddd

Oddly the Achewood strip I think of most lately as our current moment of American fascism is both so very bad and so very dumb.

Stop emailing me a link to log in. I have the password right here and I want to type it in. I don’t need to go back to email program. Do not email me

The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

Man, that shit would Mangione up real good

Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌

This was told to me about Mr Beast by two different people who know a lot about YouTube and that whole ecosystem. I guess the alternative theory is the least charismatic man in history somehow stumbled on the budget of a small film studio through sheer hard work and his weird bad smile

Paul Atreides, get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

You never sound more deranged or full of shit than when you're describing shit the CIA actually did

Waiting for the moon to split in 3