Star
@kisstheclown.bsky.social
The Pretty Boy Chronicles 📚
Anti porn, anti government, feminist 💅🏻
I like art, clowns, reading, sharks and romcoms
In love w my wife Fern✨
Anti porn, anti government, feminist 💅🏻
I like art, clowns, reading, sharks and romcoms
In love w my wife Fern✨
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Star
@kisstheclown.bsky.social
· Dec 12
I've never eaten a mcrib
I will never eat a mcrib
I will never eat a mcrib
I’d rather eat my own ribs
My gf looks so warm and cozy and cute in bed but I want her awake so we can hang outtt I done went on a walk and to the store and smoked already ugh she sleeps forever
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My gf looks so warm and cozy and cute in bed but I want her awake so we can hang outtt I done went on a walk and to the store and smoked already ugh she sleeps forever
My sweet mom got me tarot cards and a homemade candle for Valentine’s Day that’s all. Also I hate this app
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My sweet mom got me tarot cards and a homemade candle for Valentine’s Day that’s all. Also I hate this app
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Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
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lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
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i only eat whole sticks of unsalted butter bc i’m trying to get serious about my health
January 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i only eat whole sticks of unsalted butter bc i’m trying to get serious about my health
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i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain
January 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain
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Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran.
Nobody is safe.
Nobody is safe.
Newark business "raided" by ICE agents, mayor says, multiple people detained
Immigration agents "raided" a business in Newark on Thursday, according to the city's mayor.
www.cbsnews.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran.
Nobody is safe.
Nobody is safe.
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Pretty sure this can and has been proven
I may not be able to scientifically prove that increasing one's garlic bread intake drastically improves overall quality of life, but on the other hand, you can't prove that it *doesn't*.
January 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Pretty sure this can and has been proven
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Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
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she's deactivated rn so I'm tweeting this for her
January 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
she's deactivated rn so I'm tweeting this for her
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Maine Coon Alert---her expression is all of us this morning.
January 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Maine Coon Alert---her expression is all of us this morning.
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Me: having a panic attack
My mom: sends me a video of a porcupine eating corn
My mom: sends me a video of a porcupine eating corn
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me: having a panic attack
My mom: sends me a video of a porcupine eating corn
My mom: sends me a video of a porcupine eating corn
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spongeboy me bob, i've overdosed on ketamine and i'm going to die! argargargahargharghargarg!
January 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
spongeboy me bob, i've overdosed on ketamine and i'm going to die! argargargahargharghargarg!
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big shout out to Yesterday Me for not putting off getting groceries when it was yesterday so now i don't have to deal with it in the cold. not going to show the same courtesy to Tomorrow Me about the laundry though, she can get bent
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
big shout out to Yesterday Me for not putting off getting groceries when it was yesterday so now i don't have to deal with it in the cold. not going to show the same courtesy to Tomorrow Me about the laundry though, she can get bent
Idk now that tiktok is back I think rednote is better the community is great and they’re so funny
January 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Idk now that tiktok is back I think rednote is better the community is great and they’re so funny
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Or ph or Omegle or smth else actually harmful
There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…
January 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Or ph or Omegle or smth else actually harmful