Kitty's Clause (B. Holmström)
@kittysclause.bsky.social
Grad student of theology and writer. Longing for Japanese trucks, mechs, sensible zoning laws, God’s justice, and the cold embrace of Canadian winter.
My hottest take is that the CBC should have a game publishing branch. If you want to promote Canadian art and culture, our gaming industry is massive, and there are a lot of great game devs who've been laid off who would probably be happy to find employment. That or at minimum highlight the great
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My hottest take is that the CBC should have a game publishing branch. If you want to promote Canadian art and culture, our gaming industry is massive, and there are a lot of great game devs who've been laid off who would probably be happy to find employment. That or at minimum highlight the great
The newest Pokemon game has a group called the “Society of Battle Connoisseurs“ in it. And they abbreviate it as “SBC” so I can only ever read trainers from that group as “Dylan of the Southern Baptist Convention sent out Arbok!”
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The newest Pokemon game has a group called the “Society of Battle Connoisseurs“ in it. And they abbreviate it as “SBC” so I can only ever read trainers from that group as “Dylan of the Southern Baptist Convention sent out Arbok!”
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Beautiful: “The wheel of time will crush us all in its path, and the evil gods we’ve created cannot be killed. Merry Christmas!”
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Beautiful: “The wheel of time will crush us all in its path, and the evil gods we’ve created cannot be killed. Merry Christmas!”
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The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this
I'm still on a world series doomscroll following that loss. So I read this as a Blue Jays post. Accurate either way.
It is not a good thing that the past 20 years have been an unrelenting "fuck you" to people who believe in the goodness of humanity and following the rules.
you cannot keep doing this without eventually becoming misanthropic and feeling that the values you grew up with are meaningless and the people around you will excuse anything as long as it doesn’t personally inconvenience them
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm still on a world series doomscroll following that loss. So I read this as a Blue Jays post. Accurate either way.
We trusted you Toronto! We trusted you!
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We trusted you Toronto! We trusted you!
This guy's armour is pink. He gives me good vibes, bring this home for us man.
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This guy's armour is pink. He gives me good vibes, bring this home for us man.
I swear Toronto, pull off a miracle this once. I beg of you. I'll forgive all of your Leafs games if you can do this one thing.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I swear Toronto, pull off a miracle this once. I beg of you. I'll forgive all of your Leafs games if you can do this one thing.
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Oh lord, my heart. I can't watch this.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh lord, my heart. I can't watch this.
i Love how everyone is on here suffering together right now. Jays! do them in! please!
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i Love how everyone is on here suffering together right now. Jays! do them in! please!
Man the disenchanted worldview of modern folk has rendered all the coolest discoveries about the nature of our reality completely null. Like what would the ancient philosophers do with the information that time is an illusion, or that there are rocks that cause humans to rot alive that also
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Man the disenchanted worldview of modern folk has rendered all the coolest discoveries about the nature of our reality completely null. Like what would the ancient philosophers do with the information that time is an illusion, or that there are rocks that cause humans to rot alive that also
So, could an American explain to this poor Canadian what SNAP is? I gather from context its like food-assistance? This seems pretty bad, but I'm not sure I understand quite how bad.
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So, could an American explain to this poor Canadian what SNAP is? I gather from context its like food-assistance? This seems pretty bad, but I'm not sure I understand quite how bad.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
My teenage brother in law explained casually to me that I probably liked battlefield more than COD because I grew up with “slow paced shooters.” And that it was more comfortable for me because I wasn’t used to fast paced gameplay. Chat I aged a century in that moment. Time became an endless expanse.
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My teenage brother in law explained casually to me that I probably liked battlefield more than COD because I grew up with “slow paced shooters.” And that it was more comfortable for me because I wasn’t used to fast paced gameplay. Chat I aged a century in that moment. Time became an endless expanse.
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How sure are we all that provincial $ clawed back from private schools would be lavished on public ones?
I’m not 100% sure that’s how this would go. But I appreciate your faith in the good faith of the government.
I’m not 100% sure that’s how this would go. But I appreciate your faith in the good faith of the government.
"If high school chemistry teacher Taylor gets her wish, Albertans will vote in referendum on whether to end public funding for schools.
"...highest rate of funding for private schools in a province where we have the lowest rate of funding for public schools,"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"...highest rate of funding for private schools in a province where we have the lowest rate of funding for public schools,"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Alberta teacher prompts petition on province's private school funding | CBC News
If high school chemistry teacher Alicia Taylor gets her wish, Albertans will vote in a referendum on whether to end public funding for independent schools.
www.cbc.ca
October 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
How sure are we all that provincial $ clawed back from private schools would be lavished on public ones?
I’m not 100% sure that’s how this would go. But I appreciate your faith in the good faith of the government.
I’m not 100% sure that’s how this would go. But I appreciate your faith in the good faith of the government.
I am truly baffled how little of the vast wealth of content that CBC makes is actually on the main CBC news app. I know there are more articles than this, and I know they’re on the website. So why are they so hard to find or non existant on the main app?
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am truly baffled how little of the vast wealth of content that CBC makes is actually on the main CBC news app. I know there are more articles than this, and I know they’re on the website. So why are they so hard to find or non existant on the main app?
Hey @realgdt.bsky.social do you know if there’s any good list of Canadian theatres showing Frankenstein? Been searching but can’t find much. I don’t know If that’s something you would know, but I figured I‘d ask.
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey @realgdt.bsky.social do you know if there’s any good list of Canadian theatres showing Frankenstein? Been searching but can’t find much. I don’t know If that’s something you would know, but I figured I‘d ask.
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This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
I am now very excited for the new Wolverine game because it’s at least partially set in Canada.
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I am now very excited for the new Wolverine game because it’s at least partially set in Canada.
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Not the most important difference between Canada and the USA in these hard times, but a spot of humo(u)r.
September 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not the most important difference between Canada and the USA in these hard times, but a spot of humo(u)r.
I realized today that Weathering With You is essentially an extended take on The Ones who Walk Away From Omelas.
September 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I realized today that Weathering With You is essentially an extended take on The Ones who Walk Away From Omelas.
I’ve decided to enter the pie discourse.
1. Butterscotch Cinnamon pie
2. Apple pie
3. Saskatoon Pie
4. Pumpkin pie
5. Blueberry pie
1. Butterscotch Cinnamon pie
2. Apple pie
3. Saskatoon Pie
4. Pumpkin pie
5. Blueberry pie
Incorrect, except #5, the order is as follows:
1. Sour Cream and Raisin pie
2. Lemon Meringue Pie
3. Cherry Pie
4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Peach Pie
1. Sour Cream and Raisin pie
2. Lemon Meringue Pie
3. Cherry Pie
4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Peach Pie
Um apple isn't even ON HERE?! Blasphemy, Father Jonathan, rank blasphemy.
The correct listing is:
1. Apple pie
2. Cream cheese pie
3. Chocolate pecan pie
4. Strawberry rhubarb pie
5. Peach pie
The correct listing is:
1. Apple pie
2. Cream cheese pie
3. Chocolate pecan pie
4. Strawberry rhubarb pie
5. Peach pie
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve decided to enter the pie discourse.
1. Butterscotch Cinnamon pie
2. Apple pie
3. Saskatoon Pie
4. Pumpkin pie
5. Blueberry pie
1. Butterscotch Cinnamon pie
2. Apple pie
3. Saskatoon Pie
4. Pumpkin pie
5. Blueberry pie
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The OG
Megan LeForte
2023
Megan LeForte
2023
May 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The OG
Megan LeForte
2023
Megan LeForte
2023