Kivan
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Hi, I have spent literally the very last of my money on rent. If you can help me survive to the end of the month with a share or donation, I would be very grateful. Thank you so much.

paypal.me/kivabay
cashapp $kivabay
ko-fi.com/kivabay
kivanbay.bsky.social
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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hillenjoyer.bsky.social
as a new mexican i just have to say that yeah texas invades sometimes you just have to kick their asses and send them home tail tucked. it’s usually way easier than you think, i think one time we just rolled a bunch of boulders on them from the canyon cliffs above. people love repelling texan armies
swin24.bsky.social
Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass
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zunguzungu.bsky.social
Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper
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barrydeutsch.bsky.social
The Criminalizing Homelessness Cycle

There's a blog post about this #PoliCartoon at www.patreon.com/posts/115113....

Doing cartoons like this takes a lot of time - and I can do it because of all the super cool people supporting the work at patreon.com/barry.
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has four panels, arranged so that they can be read in a clockwise circle. Each panel shows the same character - a homeless man wearing jeans, a hoodie, and a knit cap. I'll call him "Knit."

TOP PANEL

Knit is lying on a park bench, looking like he just woke up, and with a confused expression on his face. A cop holding a billy club stands over him.

COP: Get up! Public sleeping is now a crime. You're going to jail.

An arrow leads from that panel to:

RIGHT HAND PANEL

Knit, looking confused and unhappy, is being kicked out of a building that has a sign over the door: "JAIL." Knit looks confused and unhappy. We don't see anything of the person kicking Knit out except for the shoe and leg that are doing the kicking.

KICKING GUY: You've served your time. Get out!

An arrow leads from that panel to:

BOTTOM PANEL

Knit, with a disappointed expression, is listening to a businessman-looking type wearing a necktie talk. The businessman has a stern expression.

BUSINESSMAN: You've been in jail! I'd never hire you, or rent to you.

An arrow leads from that panel to:

LEFT HAND PANEL

It's dark out; the only light is coming from a door which has been open a crack. Knit stands in front of the door. A sign above the door says "SHELTER." A woman inside is speaking to Knit through the crack.

WOMAN: Sorry, out of beds. Good luck.

An arrow leads from that panel back to the TOP PANEL.
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helldude.bsky.social
portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog
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rmh.bsky.social
People say Yamhill Pub is a dump. But cheerful tortoise is an absolute shithole.
kivanbay.bsky.social
I think the only way I could be happier is if it's the Comanche dub
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"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
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kivanbay.bsky.social
Thank you so much! Omg!
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kivanbay.bsky.social
So between my charger almost catching on fire, my upcoming internet and phone bill, I need to raise a little more. I have a good chunk of what I need but if I can raise $80 that would be a load off my mind. Thank you, shares and donations are both huge help
kivanbay.bsky.social
Hi, I have spent literally the very last of my money on rent. If you can help me survive to the end of the month with a share or donation, I would be very grateful. Thank you so much.

paypal.me/kivabay
cashapp $kivabay
ko-fi.com/kivabay
kivanbay.bsky.social
I'm at $20/$80, thank you!
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kivanbay.bsky.social
So between my charger almost catching on fire, my upcoming internet and phone bill, I need to raise a little more. I have a good chunk of what I need but if I can raise $80 that would be a load off my mind. Thank you, shares and donations are both huge help
kivanbay.bsky.social
Hi, I have spent literally the very last of my money on rent. If you can help me survive to the end of the month with a share or donation, I would be very grateful. Thank you so much.

paypal.me/kivabay
cashapp $kivabay
ko-fi.com/kivabay
kivanbay.bsky.social
Oh. Toxic smoke. Okay.
kivanbay.bsky.social
Hey, is there a fire in SE #pdx right now? What's with this acrid smoke?
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courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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kivanbay.bsky.social
(I don't have another charger and badly need my phone to stay charged because I rely on the alarm clock)
kivanbay.bsky.social
I need to raise $20 tonight unfortunately, it's urgent
kivanbay.bsky.social
Internet is $104 and phone is $45 this month, so I'm part of the way there!