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purveyor of elaborate pranks at the fifth-dimensional weapons-grade laugh factory
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Things just keep happening.
September 15, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Things just keep happening.
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all fun will eventually be patched out for security reasons
September 15, 2023 at 9:08 PM
all fun will eventually be patched out for security reasons
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BREAKING: Fifth force of nature takes own life after protracted standoff
Scientists at Fermilab close in on fifth force of nature
Scientists at Fermilab close in on fifth force of nature
Physicists believe that an unknown force could be acting on sub-atomic particles known as muons.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 10, 2023 at 11:16 PM
BREAKING: Fifth force of nature takes own life after protracted standoff
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Lifehack: if you're in a grocery store you don't have a store card for, use the local area code plus 867-5309 and it will work almost everywhere.
August 12, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Lifehack: if you're in a grocery store you don't have a store card for, use the local area code plus 867-5309 and it will work almost everywhere.
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just gave this guy an invite code
August 11, 2023 at 7:35 PM
just gave this guy an invite code
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Ever wanted to get off via your bluesky clout?
Introducing BUTTSKY by @buttplug.engineer
Hook your Intiface Central controlled sex toy (or your MiTail Bluetooth Tail) to your bluesky notifications!
(I wrote this in 30m, there is no error checking, glhf )
https://buttsky.glitch.me
Introducing BUTTSKY by @buttplug.engineer
Hook your Intiface Central controlled sex toy (or your MiTail Bluetooth Tail) to your bluesky notifications!
(I wrote this in 30m, there is no error checking, glhf )
https://buttsky.glitch.me
July 3, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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never making fun of those in-game text logs ever again
June 29, 2023 at 11:12 PM
never making fun of those in-game text logs ever again
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but in order to be cancelled you would have had to have gigs lined up
June 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
but in order to be cancelled you would have had to have gigs lined up
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Another day, another FBI deception.
The FBI Is Still Pretending Stingrays Are Super Secret Cop Spy Tech That Shouldn’t Be Discussed In...
When I was but a wee Techdirt boy, the FBI was telling cop shops that had borrowed or obtained Stingray devices they’d best not talk about it in court or it would be their NDA’ed ass on…
www.techdirt.com
June 30, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Another day, another FBI deception.
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all these hacks are UX-hostile to accessibility tech and they should not be allowed
June 17, 2023 at 8:03 PM
all these hacks are UX-hostile to accessibility tech and they should not be allowed
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the best store to shoplift from is the barnes & noble on niagara falls blvd in buffalo circa 2003-2007
Target is the worst store to shoplift from. They have a high tech forensics lab! https://corporate.target.com/article/2012/02/an-unexpected-career-target-forensic-services-labo?fytdyc
June 27, 2023 at 4:04 PM
the best store to shoplift from is the barnes & noble on niagara falls blvd in buffalo circa 2003-2007
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Surf's up! Kowabunga, dude!
June 27, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Surf's up! Kowabunga, dude!
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neppah dluoc taht tsrow eht s’tahw wA
the part of me that likes doing quirky stuff with tech likes this, the part of me that spent several years working on bidirectional text wants to arrest this person for Unicode Crimes
June 27, 2023 at 5:51 PM
neppah dluoc taht tsrow eht s’tahw wA
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summarizing the seasons of BARRY by inflecting "break a leg" four different ways
June 27, 2023 at 8:10 AM
summarizing the seasons of BARRY by inflecting "break a leg" four different ways
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Are there any celestial bodies named after good posts? Like the Buddy They Won’t Even Let Me Fuck It Globular Cluster? The Haunted Moon?
June 27, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Are there any celestial bodies named after good posts? Like the Buddy They Won’t Even Let Me Fuck It Globular Cluster? The Haunted Moon?
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The Klein bottle is a Möbius strip that tried to suck its own dick, a homöbius strip, if you will
Klein bottle is a theoretical math object that 69s itself in 4D space like a one-person human centipede but in such a way that if you entered its spout you could traverse it in a closed-loop path and return to the same point but upside down
June 27, 2023 at 1:09 AM
The Klein bottle is a Möbius strip that tried to suck its own dick, a homöbius strip, if you will