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what if Groverhaus but aquatic
There’s a wild story playing out on Great Lakes ship watching and coastal Facebook groups right now.

There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.

The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The Fall-Winter 2025 legislative session is a full assault on municipalities, schools, pedestrians, cyclists, local democracy, and accountability.
Everything Ford does is to consolidate power, this sucks
There’s much chatter about Ford changing local government structure. What does it mean for Waterloo Region?
www.therecord.com/opinion/colu...
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The idea that this, of all companies, could take over Warner Brothers is just...horrific and insane. It's like saying, "Hey, I have a great idea--what if the Discovery Channel took over HBO?"

Wait.

Oh shit.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i've been working on the dildos
all the dingdong day
i've been working on the dildos
'cause it's what i do for pay

can't you see the bells and whistles
vac mounts and suction cups
there's a lot of pretty colors
for you to shove right up
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Please bring your certificate prior to the first hose touching, or you will not be permitted to touch the hose
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The UCP: you should be able to fire your MLA, here’s a handy-dandy recall process.

Citizens in 9 Alberta ridings: ok

The UCP: NOT LIKE THAT!
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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And instead of hanging around here trying to make your taxpayer’s voice heard why don’t you get off your ass, buddy, and go apply for a Skills Development Fund grant like all my hardworking friends do!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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damolition darby
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
glorg fipps
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Peter Coyote, "In 1987, on Bigger than Deffer, LL Cool J sang, 'And I'm only 18 makin' more than your pops' and Kool Moe Dee was no amused."

Paul Giamatti, "Me and you, face to face, head to head
Mic to mic, I like the weak shit you said, Kool Moe Dee."
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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IT has to replace the toner in the meat printers though
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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kids these days only care about Gangnam Style. back in my day it was Gungan Smile (Jar Jar)
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Theres a little known refinement of Chekov's Gun known as Lineman's Gun where if a character is established at having telephone lineman experience it will prove to be crucial to resolving the plot. This basically only ever comes up in Three Days Of The Condor
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Don't blame me, I always vote Giant Meteor.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Final word on the Star Wars discourse:
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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some of you guys are alright. don’t go to the marketplace of ideas tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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freeland moving to the UK
a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
Alt: Willy Wonka. A man in a white onesie wears a red top hat and disingenuously says "Stop. Don’t. Come back.”
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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May 2, 2023 at 5:15 PM