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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 7h

only *checks timing and scoring* seven more of said hours to go

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 8h

at this point, which LMP2 cars have *not* been problematic? #IMSA #PLM

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 11h

surely if you’re doing a race-themed wedding during a grid walk, you should be waving green flags and not checkered flags #IMSA

A wedding ceremony held during the grid walk for the 2025 Motul Petit Le Mans

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 1d

happy birthday to you!

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 1d

same energy

Now Your Home Can Smell Like Poppers

Boy Smells is bringing the scent of the club straight to your living room.

www.thecut.com

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 1d

the @aoracingusa.bsky.social crew are doing spooky season right #IMSA

A group of male race team members wearing black shirts with a print of the human spine on the back

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 4d

end of an era

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 6d

new Get Out Frog just dropped

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 7d

wizard frog is insane

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 6d

who are all these people choosing to drive to Nats Park for a concert in TYOOL 2025 and can they stop blocking the box + bike lanes?

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 6d

the way Audi Field got rowdy once the ball hit the back of the net

NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 6d

ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥

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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 6d

just found out if you tell the staff at PDX you have autism they will let you borrow a nice laminated plane spotting guide unique to our airport with comprehensive charts and diagrams. that's fuckin service

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 7d

went to the early show of Deltron 3030’s 25th anniversary at @930club.bsky.social and still got home in time for bed even with track work on @wmata.com’s Green line

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 8d

this is our cracker barrel moment

the FRIGHTENING marnix @dragom.bsky.social · 8d

WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 8d

Kevin Bacon in the movie Footloose with added speech bubble

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 8d

Mykita in Georgetown or Morgenthal Friedrichs at City Center

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 8d

i really cannot express how little i ever want to turn my stupid social media posts into a major income-generating juggernaut

this is a hobby i have which permits me to release an excess build-up of demonic thoughts when the mood strikes, and speaking only for myself, that's enough for me

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 8d

and scene

a tweet by Dana Gould @danagould that says:

Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did.
Because what he did had no value.
It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value.
He just made anger. Every day.
Rising, blooming & fading like a fart.
Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week.
Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone.
Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 8d

hit up Peter Chang’s new place in College Park with @drgitlin.bsky.social, and who should we spot in the kitchen but the man himself

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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 8d

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Article reads:
Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first

The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

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Natashaaaaargh Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 9d

New Out of Office:

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10d

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

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Mindy Moretti @mindymoretti.bsky.social · 9d

Life’s short. Laugh more. Even during the #spookyseason #FreeDC

Gold skeleton throwing a Subway sandwich

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Jonathan Gitlin @drgitlin.bsky.social · 9d

Anyone need tickets for the Deltron show at the 9:30 club on Tuesday?

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Courtney Salvagni @courts112.bsky.social · 10d

The only team in the DMV to openly stand with the people of the DMV. Yet another reason to love the Spirit

Washington Spirit @washingtonspirit.com · 10d

Different roots. Same home. ONE SPIRIT 💛

The first 200 federal employees can claim a voucher for a free ticket on a first-come, first-served basis.

After that, a limited number of $10 tickets for federal employees will be available so you can bring your friends & family!

🎟️ bit.ly/46vSPrX

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @ellegitlin.com · 10d

I’ve got club seats, otherwise I’d join you!

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