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Politics nerd. Adoptee. Mum. Fatiguée. Here for the cat pics.
📍Ottawa, Canada
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Imo, word play headlines are the best headlines! 🚔🍳
🎆🎇🎆2025 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR🎆🎇🎆
🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆GRAND FINAL🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆

After a seeding round and three rounds of voting, we have our finalists: Top seed Pretty Obvious will be facing off against 3rd seed Police Are Scrambling.

A reminder of how we got here:
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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🚨9 HOURS LEFT TO VOTE IN THE QUARTER-FINAL ROUND🚨
Welcome to the thrilling Quarterfinal round of the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! (🎆🎆)

Mostly proceeded according to seeds, but second seed Resolved and Unresolved had a close scare with the Drunk Raccoon.

Let's review the results so far:
December 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas

He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic

Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates

He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025

The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night

Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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One of my favourite online Christmas traditions.
You spectacularly generous people have raised £13k so far. We have a beyond-excited three year old likely to wake us at 5am, so it’s an early night here. I’ll have to catch up with the pix in the morning ♥️ #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing. What is it? Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wordplay headlines are my fave 🍳
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (February)
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
That's honestly further than I would have expected 🐢
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I need the answer and the methodology!
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (June)
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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A Christmas tradition! One of the best
Finalizing the Headline of the Year nominees throughout the day, will likely launch tomorrow.

Any submissions below will also be considered.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Didn’t have this on my bingo card, but yay!
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Not sure those unfamiliar with the geography of Eastern Ontario appreciate how absurd it is Via forced passengers to sleep overnight at the station in Brockville

Brockville is only an hour and a half drive from Ottawa. Via couldn’t get buses to shuttle them back? How is there no contingency plan?
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Anyone working for the Ontario government has been mandated back to the office five days a week. The 11,000 people who asked for exceptions were told to fuck right off. Meanwhile...
It's a good thing provinces don't have any responsibilities in Canada's system of government.
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.

A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Something to look forward to!
It's amusing how important the Headline of the Year contest has become to my internal sense of the course of the year.

I mean, it's not a particularly big part, to be fair, but the fact that it's more than none at all is quite fun.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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She's going to have to cross the floor again
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Love this for her
Danielle Smith gets booed at UCP convention after mentioning working with Canada
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Danielle Smith: "I hope people today feel a lot more confident that Canada works than they did a couple of days ago."
UCP convention crowd: LOUD BOOS
Danielle Smith tried to sell her federal-Alberta energy deal to the UCP convention crowd: tepid applause.
She told them that this proved Canada can work well for Alberta’s interests: loud boos.

This ain’t a base that wants Smith to work with a Liberal PM on a better industrial carbon tax.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lol took less than 90 minutes for the Quebec government to find an applicable exception to save this catholic chapel at a university #catholaïcité
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Former CEO of his dad's company has job search tips for the general public.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Just wanna say that this has been said to me multiple times in my life, by people who “mean well”.

From this adoptee:

STOP IT. STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION.
“would you prefer to have been aborted?”

Do you mean would i prefer a world in which women have control over their bodies? 🥚
So my adoptive mom threw the"well you know, your mom could've aborted you" at me today because she's tired of my "attitude". I told her "I am pro abortion to the point of being fine with having never existed." That pulled her up short. I don't play this game. With anyone. 🥚
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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refusing to debate someone, online or irl, about a topic of such moral urgency to you that you cannot perform emotional dissociation and treat it like an intellectual puzzle, is not being “closed-minded,” it just might be saving your psyche and your health for more constructive pursuits.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM