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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Biscuit cleaning his front left paw. Or as he calls it, his “bitch slapper”
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Biscuit cleaning his front left paw. Or as he calls it, his “bitch slapper”
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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My favorite kind of cats are all of them
October 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My favorite kind of cats are all of them
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my adhd meds stopped working and this is some twice baked bullshit :(
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my adhd meds stopped working and this is some twice baked bullshit :(
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
Great men didn't die storming the beaches of Normandy just so neo-nazi sycophants can install a pedophile as a dictator in this country.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Great men didn't die storming the beaches of Normandy just so neo-nazi sycophants can install a pedophile as a dictator in this country.
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😎🪴🌵 "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
~Theodore Roosevelt
~Theodore Roosevelt
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
😎🪴🌵 "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
~Theodore Roosevelt
~Theodore Roosevelt
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I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
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@aoc.bsky.social “If anyone says this isn’t fair, I’m gonna have to divest all my stocks if I’m gonna run for congress, maybe you should stay home. Millionaires are very overrepresented here in congress.
#BlueCrew #TruthWarriors
#BlueCrew #TruthWarriors
September 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@aoc.bsky.social “If anyone says this isn’t fair, I’m gonna have to divest all my stocks if I’m gonna run for congress, maybe you should stay home. Millionaires are very overrepresented here in congress.
#BlueCrew #TruthWarriors
#BlueCrew #TruthWarriors
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Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.
August 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.
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"Can you beat pokemon without" yeah dude i hate to break it to you. Its a game designed for children
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Can you beat pokemon without" yeah dude i hate to break it to you. Its a game designed for children
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to all who celebrate...
April 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
to all who celebrate...
Tell your friends how much they mean to you, and that you love them. You'll never know when it'll be the last time to tell them
March 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tell your friends how much they mean to you, and that you love them. You'll never know when it'll be the last time to tell them
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Opt out tomorrow!
February 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Opt out tomorrow!
www.aclu.org/project-2025...
stopproject2025comic.org
Fuck all of this, and everyone who supports this can make this world a better place by fucking off into the sun.
stopproject2025comic.org
Fuck all of this, and everyone who supports this can make this world a better place by fucking off into the sun.
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
www.aclu.org/project-2025...
stopproject2025comic.org
Fuck all of this, and everyone who supports this can make this world a better place by fucking off into the sun.
stopproject2025comic.org
Fuck all of this, and everyone who supports this can make this world a better place by fucking off into the sun.