Dan
@knitdan.bsky.social
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Knitter. Cishet he/him. Pro-choice, pro-LBGTQ+. Normie liberal. Rural NE Washington. Elderly man in his 40s. No followbacks without investigating If your profile has no original posts or it’s just a half dozen stock photos I’m probably just gonna block
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knitdan.bsky.social
Just throwing this out into the void I guess

I make a sincere effort to never intentionally misgender someone, but we all make mistakes and if you notice me inadvertently misgendering anyone I would appreciate a little grace and the opportunity to correct myself
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
Stephen Miller goes on camera saying ICE is fighting Antifa on the streets because the country is a war zone with dangerous criminals out to destroy America and then the video will just cut to a video of a group of ICE officers suplexing a 110-year-old blind nun
knitdan.bsky.social
Damn she looks hot
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atherton.bsky.social
REI easily top of the list of companies most likely to do a land acknowledgement before layoffs
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franciswilkinson.bsky.social
1. Trump Culture War quote.
2. Johnson CW quote.
3. *Imagined* Schumer CW quote.
4. “These culture wars get sillier by the day.”
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mimij9.bsky.social
Kamala Harris was called a liar by the US media when she said Trump would set the army on the American people.
knitdan.bsky.social
🎶I got toads
In different area codes
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profjpc.bsky.social
“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here
atrupar.com
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
knitdan.bsky.social
django unchanged would be a boring and depressing film
knitdan.bsky.social
sounds like he’s Seattle’s Andy Ngo
knitdan.bsky.social
Ok but BVW arguably delayed Kid Rock’s breakout by 4-8 years
knitdan.bsky.social
Just remembered one; using the correct Spanish pronunciation of Gonzaga
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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ddelony.bsky.social
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a European their opinion on Romani.
knitdan.bsky.social
I did it myself but using French and tribal names in English-speaking areas seems like a cheat code for this game
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lethalityjane.bsky.social
#TheTroops™️ are starting to get grumpy
knitdan.bsky.social
When a lawyer is looking for a booty call they just text ”habeus corpus”
knitdan.bsky.social
Modernizing the ATF so they can actually track gun purchases in a useful and time-effective manner

Banning leveraged buyouts
knitdan.bsky.social
He thinks habeas corpus is a person
atrupar.com
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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golikehellmachine.com
this is not to say that they’re going away any time soon or that things won’t get worse before they get better, but last week felt like the administration started coming unglued and this week feels like the unraveling is speeding up
knitdan.bsky.social
She dragon my ball until I z
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matthew.flux.community
🧵 Trump is criminally invading states under false pretenses. His supporters are trying to instigate violence by dressing as antifa and committing crimes.

In this clip from Portland, Joey Gibson of "Patriot Prayer" and his fiancée, Lindsey Nichols, tried to cause trouble before being forced away.
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faineg.bsky.social
horses can SERIOUSLY injure you with their jaws - do not ever antagonize enormous animals with opinions
rivikah.bsky.social
My grandfather was missing a finger and a half from his right hand due to it being bitten off by a horse.
knitdan.bsky.social
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving scumbag, and it’s all self-inflicted.

Nobody made him take that job when his heart clearly. wasn’t in it
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
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ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
knitdan.bsky.social
Welp

At least Game 5 is back in Seattle
knitdan.bsky.social
The current Trump Admin is like if someone listened to “The Fletcher. Emorial Home” and forgot the part where you remove the dude from power before you show him the constant feed of fake news