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@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social Williamsville NY #NoKings yesterday. Had to give a shout out to the boys 😌
June 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
February 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Little mix up

Was told to check out St. Elmo’s Fire

Accidentally watched Elmo in Grouchland

Still bawled my eyes out
February 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Things seem rough everywhere but at least doctors still haven’t found drinking alcohol to have any negative side effects
January 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I can’t help thinking how much better the world would be if that piece of shit George Bailey jumped off a bridge
December 25, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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the We Bought A Zoo fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true Zoophiliac 🫡 🐯 🐻 🦁
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Quarter zip fleeces are at half mast today🫡
December 5, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Shouts to the Bills fan who tried to knock down the 49ers FG attempt with a snowball
December 2, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
We got a little saying where I’m from.

If you don’t like the weather, leave.
November 26, 2024 at 5:43 PM
As of 10:30am this morning, I have evacuated my bowels for the 4th time today and am officially poop free! 😃💩🙌
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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With a fully remote team of just 20 employees, Bluesky has surpassed 20 million users in its first year since opening to the public and is stealing thunder from rivals hundreds of times its size.

At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Omg do u guys think he did it idk
November 20, 2024 at 9:30 PM
X has gotten to the point where the ads are the most reliable source for entertaining content. Not its users.
November 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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the powers that be are trying to get you to watch the Wicked Movie with "trailers" and "advertisements" but don't fall for it, these are all marketing tricks, they think we are fools. you do not need to watch the Wicked Movie. it is not required.
November 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Say it ain’t so 😟😞
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM