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Krisis.
30; agender robot, it/they.
Kamen Rider, semi-professional villain, and all-around general rapscallion.
30; agender robot, it/they.
Kamen Rider, semi-professional villain, and all-around general rapscallion.
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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say you've never topped a dumb boy without saying,,,
Male buttocks feature less fat pads than female ones, making the base forms more angular. When simplified, they can be blocked out using two short cylinders angled outward – use this approach whether you're #3dmodeling, sculpting, or studying #anatomy for art. #characterdesign
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
say you've never topped a dumb boy without saying,,,
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"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
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Your child just came out as trans, what are they getting for xmas?
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Your child just came out as trans, what are they getting for xmas?
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Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st 'runaway' supermassive black hole rocketing through 'Cosmic Owl' galaxies at 2.2 million mph: 'It boggles the mind!'
"The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
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old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
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This is getting out of hand xD
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This is getting out of hand xD
the vape of damocles
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
the vape of damocles
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Call me crazy but someone said magic cards aren't big but like this is pretty big right? Maybe even average or on the verge of big. Definitely average at the very least I think anything more is like waaaaaaaay big like unrealistically big id say this is definitely average length imo
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Call me crazy but someone said magic cards aren't big but like this is pretty big right? Maybe even average or on the verge of big. Definitely average at the very least I think anything more is like waaaaaaaay big like unrealistically big id say this is definitely average length imo
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this is where I post from
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this is where I post from
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oh to be on my knees femme'd to the 9's and have a beautiful older woman call me a good boy
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
oh to be on my knees femme'd to the 9's and have a beautiful older woman call me a good boy
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
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gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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marriage is meant to be between a femboy and a tomboy. it says so. in the bible
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
marriage is meant to be between a femboy and a tomboy. it says so. in the bible
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lol not only is this true but this somehow undersells it. they didn't even make it out of minneapolis. to be fair she was 21 though
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
lol not only is this true but this somehow undersells it. they didn't even make it out of minneapolis. to be fair she was 21 though
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Well I know what my first MtG tattoo is gonna be
(For anyone else who wants to do it: Remember that Phyrexian is written vertically in-universe and outside of card rulestext)
(For anyone else who wants to do it: Remember that Phyrexian is written vertically in-universe and outside of card rulestext)
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well I know what my first MtG tattoo is gonna be
(For anyone else who wants to do it: Remember that Phyrexian is written vertically in-universe and outside of card rulestext)
(For anyone else who wants to do it: Remember that Phyrexian is written vertically in-universe and outside of card rulestext)
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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From @jespermyrfors.bsky.social, The Dark set art director over on Facebook:
“The Magic: The Gathering release The Dark was 100% a commentary on the evils and hypocrisy of bigoted right wing Christians…”
Some cards for context and the set list:
scryfall.com/sets/drk
“The Magic: The Gathering release The Dark was 100% a commentary on the evils and hypocrisy of bigoted right wing Christians…”
Some cards for context and the set list:
scryfall.com/sets/drk
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
From @jespermyrfors.bsky.social, The Dark set art director over on Facebook:
“The Magic: The Gathering release The Dark was 100% a commentary on the evils and hypocrisy of bigoted right wing Christians…”
Some cards for context and the set list:
scryfall.com/sets/drk
“The Magic: The Gathering release The Dark was 100% a commentary on the evils and hypocrisy of bigoted right wing Christians…”
Some cards for context and the set list:
scryfall.com/sets/drk
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Mpregatron
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Mpregatron
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what was up with gygax. like why all the sex change items. why was his hardest dungeon one that turns you into an evil nekkid goth chick. what do you think was up with that.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
what was up with gygax. like why all the sex change items. why was his hardest dungeon one that turns you into an evil nekkid goth chick. what do you think was up with that.
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two weeks ago @rhysticstudies.bsky.social posted this and I did what any reasonable person on the world wide web would do: I commissioned @forceofphil.bsky.social to do a rap and dramatic reading of it
🎶 in the replies
🎶 in the replies
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
two weeks ago @rhysticstudies.bsky.social posted this and I did what any reasonable person on the world wide web would do: I commissioned @forceofphil.bsky.social to do a rap and dramatic reading of it
🎶 in the replies
🎶 in the replies
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“Has pot helped at all?”
April 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Has pot helped at all?”