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Kpiozero
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He/Him Civil Servant. Thoughts and Opinions are my own. Fan of board games and D&D. Taco Baco. Icon by @no_avocado
I went to an evening lights event with my partner! I took pictures of us and the lights!
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
We can do even more.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ok, I kinda like Miles Mackenzie. He's an (relative) everyman tossed into the bullshit situations Samus Aran gets stuck in.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Doom is a JRPG
1. a simplified highly derived form of ultima and wizardry
2. damage calculations and enemy behaviours are all determined by dice rolls
3. a straightforward power progression structure over complex character building
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I've gotten to the point in MW5 mercs where I've gotten good enough to have enough money to start making the most... absurdist Solaris 7 ass mechs to test out in missions.

Currently I'm using a quickdraw, with 1 MP laser, and 10 SRM's worth of Inferno missiles. and one big fuckoff hammer.
Hell yeah
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I wish all Artifical Dipshittery a very happy burn up in electrical fire.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I'm getting real tired of not being able to trust that a video game doesn't have AI crap in it:

aftermath.site/the-alters-ai-...
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Clan Goliath Scorpion squares off against Smithson’s Chinese Bandits!

An amazing Battletech match as the GS fire moth and viper pierce the SCB backline with two points of elementals while the GS demolisher tanks form a durable frontline!
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.

Fuck cancer.

Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What's funnier than a baseball game going into 18 innings? Memes about it.
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Be annoying about this, but keep calm. This bill will never die, but that doesn’t mean it ever has to pass. It’s infuriating to keep having to fight something we have demonstrated time and time again that we do not want, but it’s all we can do.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I've played DnD at an LGS where another group of 10 year olds were playing DnD at a different table. They are simultaneously more creative than any other player I've ever seen and more stubborn, it's amazing.
Playing DND with 9 year
olds comes in two flavors

1. Trying to find ways to
resolve things and make the Zombie our friend

2. Doing things that are
recognized as war crimes
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Last Sunday I got to play some Battletech Alpha Strike, and I really have to say, I love how good the game feels, something about the individual units being so individual feels great. Even though I only commanded like 9 units they all had these little stories of victory and defeat
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Play EarthBound with your kids, learn important life lessons.
The only cool adults are boho jazz musicians. A sentient pile of puke is a captain of industry. You invested in some kid's Kickstarter and got nothing for it. The cops laugh at you and try to beat your ass for funsies. You're homesick and you can't stop crying.
October 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Moxie says no photos, she sleepy.
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
sometimes I don't have anything good to post. Busy days I guess.
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Why yes, that is Moxie with a bottle of Moxie. 2(Moxie) if you will.
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar
September 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Hilarious.

My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you.

What you do with this information is between you and God.
🚨UPDATE: In response to the boycott that erupted over the weekend, Disney decided to update the cancellation process on their website, making it MORE DIFFICULT FOR THEIR SUBSCRIBERS TO STOP GIVING THEM MONEY.

This underhanded strategy hasn’t retained customers as they hoped.
Disney Stock Takes a Devastating Nosedive as Major Stars Call For Boycott
Major Disney+ stars and iconic ABC creators have called for a boycott of Disney, pushing fans to cancel subscriptions, leading to a stock nosedive.
collider.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM