Krabgod
@krabgod.bsky.social
I play fighting games and Apex Legends. Former commentator for 716 Smash. Let’s go Buffalo!
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Arm like a cannon, legs like a rhino, eyes of an eagle, guts of an elderly pet cat that "must've got into something"
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Arm like a cannon, legs like a rhino, eyes of an eagle, guts of an elderly pet cat that "must've got into something"
Close enough, welcome back Jared Lorenzen
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Close enough, welcome back Jared Lorenzen
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Benford to Rudolph (metaphorically)
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Benford to Rudolph (metaphorically)
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We'll take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We'll take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
The Patriots will win another Super Bowl before the Bills get to one, that’s my bold prediction.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Patriots will win another Super Bowl before the Bills get to one, that’s my bold prediction.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
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cole bishop
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
cole bishop
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outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
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This is NOT the same Sabres we saw the first 3 games
October 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is NOT the same Sabres we saw the first 3 games
I just want to watch my hockey team, man. Why does it need to be like this every year?
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just want to watch my hockey team, man. Why does it need to be like this every year?
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YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
A flea flicker after a fumble on a trick play is insane
October 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A flea flicker after a fumble on a trick play is insane
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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Not every day you see a Bishop overtake the Saints
September 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not every day you see a Bishop overtake the Saints
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“We’re gonna unleash our American warriors to the EXTREME-“
<pulls out can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast>
“-ULTRAMAX-“
<dumps soda out, pours in a handle of bourbon, immediately chugs it>
“-GNARLIEST BROS TO EVER BRO-DOWN A GAUNTLET-“
<pukes, sends training regimens to unsecured Signal chat>
<pulls out can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast>
“-ULTRAMAX-“
<dumps soda out, pours in a handle of bourbon, immediately chugs it>
“-GNARLIEST BROS TO EVER BRO-DOWN A GAUNTLET-“
<pukes, sends training regimens to unsecured Signal chat>
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“We’re gonna unleash our American warriors to the EXTREME-“
<pulls out can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast>
“-ULTRAMAX-“
<dumps soda out, pours in a handle of bourbon, immediately chugs it>
“-GNARLIEST BROS TO EVER BRO-DOWN A GAUNTLET-“
<pukes, sends training regimens to unsecured Signal chat>
<pulls out can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast>
“-ULTRAMAX-“
<dumps soda out, pours in a handle of bourbon, immediately chugs it>
“-GNARLIEST BROS TO EVER BRO-DOWN A GAUNTLET-“
<pukes, sends training regimens to unsecured Signal chat>