Krautus
@krautus.bsky.social
Wannabe Crit Care Guy™️, 60% caffeine by volume
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Oh hey I have the week off now I have time for all the stuff I--
*intentionally does nothing for an entire day for the first time in months*
*intentionally does nothing for an entire day for the first time in months*
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh hey I have the week off now I have time for all the stuff I--
*intentionally does nothing for an entire day for the first time in months*
*intentionally does nothing for an entire day for the first time in months*
Thought this was standard practice tbh
(At least for patients you expect to drop their BP significantly)
(At least for patients you expect to drop their BP significantly)
One of the best techniques I learnt from my neuro anaesthetic block is running a vasopressor infusion before induction of anaesthesia with TIVA (in a centre where there were always pumps). Game changer in terms of haemodynamic stability.
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Thought this was standard practice tbh
(At least for patients you expect to drop their BP significantly)
(At least for patients you expect to drop their BP significantly)
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i think you should pause and reconsider a lot of things if your patient is on both fludrocortisone and spironolactone.
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i think you should pause and reconsider a lot of things if your patient is on both fludrocortisone and spironolactone.
This is Dark Souls NPC dialogue
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is Dark Souls NPC dialogue
Forcefemmed yet again, by one of my favorite podcast hosts no less
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Forcefemmed yet again, by one of my favorite podcast hosts no less
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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Hi I'm Bex! I'm based in the UK and I make "Palaeoplushies" - Palaeontologically Accurate Plushies! I also make other animals (mostly fish).
Check out my work here: www.palaeoplushies.com
Check out my work here: www.palaeoplushies.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hi I'm Bex! I'm based in the UK and I make "Palaeoplushies" - Palaeontologically Accurate Plushies! I also make other animals (mostly fish).
Check out my work here: www.palaeoplushies.com
Check out my work here: www.palaeoplushies.com
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Is that ketamine in your pocket or are you just rainbow schnauzer eggplant?
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Is that ketamine in your pocket or are you just rainbow schnauzer eggplant?
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Lookie here American Board of Pediatrics, no matter how many times you ask me to diagnose a teenage girl with "psychogenic" anything, imma choose an organic cause.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lookie here American Board of Pediatrics, no matter how many times you ask me to diagnose a teenage girl with "psychogenic" anything, imma choose an organic cause.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
Every. Time. You. Post. THAT. Question.
Was supposed to learn songs for band practice, learned the new Paul Gilbert song instead, AMA
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Was supposed to learn songs for band practice, learned the new Paul Gilbert song instead, AMA
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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mir scheint ihr habt schon länger nicht mehr eure heights gewuthered
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
mir scheint ihr habt schon länger nicht mehr eure heights gewuthered
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Nori update AND Gyoza update
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nori update AND Gyoza update
Some days pediatric anesthesia is fun and educative and some days a kid nearly fucking dies and you don't get to choose which
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Some days pediatric anesthesia is fun and educative and some days a kid nearly fucking dies and you don't get to choose which
HE DOESN'T MISS FOLKS open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac...
Go Not Thither
open.spotify.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
HE DOESN'T MISS FOLKS open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac...
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In dieser Folge widmen wir uns einem speziellen Thema, nämlich der Versorgung einer wirklich anspruchsvollen Patientengruppe: Früh- und Neugeborene!
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
In dieser Folge widmen wir uns einem speziellen Thema, nämlich der Versorgung einer wirklich anspruchsvollen Patientengruppe: Früh- und Neugeborene!
New PG album tomorrow let's go
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
Watch the full song at tomorrow's premiere 10AM EST / 4PM CET. I'll be in the live chat!
YouTube video by Paul Gilbert
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New PG album tomorrow let's go
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
www.youtube.com/shorts/C7yZL...
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🧠Tipps and Tricks bei der präklinischen Schlaganfallversorgung
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🧠Tipps and Tricks bei der präklinischen Schlaganfallversorgung
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
1️⃣ Zeitfenster adäquat eruieren - inkl. „last seen well“
2️⃣ Alles <24h ist im Zeitfenster und kommt in Frage für eine Intervention (Lyse/Thrombektomie)
3️⃣ Telefonnummer von Angehörigen/Pflege aufschreiben
#Akutneurologie #NeuroNerd
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Individualized PEEP:
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Identifying Optimal Positive End-Expiratory Pressure by Body Mass Index Does Not Account for Natural Physiologic Variability in Pleural Pressure
Mechanical ventilation and selecting optimal positive end-expiratory pressure (PEEP) in patients across a wide range of body mass indexes (BMI) is cha…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Individualized PEEP:
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Can you estimate optimal PEEP in any BMI with the simple equation of BMI/3?
Maybe!
Our new paper comparing esophageal pressure base transpulmonary pressure estimates of optimal PEEP (tPP of 0 +\-2) vs BMI/3 in OR patients
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...