Critical Skeeting
@krdrakesargent.bsky.social
🌈(he/they) neurodiverse elder millennial technologist. Awkward is my power move.
I realized my bsky engagement style is to respond to skeets like they are prompts on a @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social mini game. Give me some points @samreich.bsky.social!
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I realized my bsky engagement style is to respond to skeets like they are prompts on a @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social mini game. Give me some points @samreich.bsky.social!
Music education is practical exposure to systems theory.
This. Give me this shit carefully etched into the the leather cover of an old tome.
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January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Music education is practical exposure to systems theory.
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This. Give me this shit carefully etched into the the leather cover of an old tome.
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January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
This. Give me this shit carefully etched into the the leather cover of an old tome.
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Buckle-up flight seat partner, daddy is feeling adventurous.
January 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Buckle-up flight seat partner, daddy is feeling adventurous.
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You’re going to hear a lot of these stories. Don’t you fucking dare say we didn’t try to tell you.
so like. i was a trans kid. my egg cracked when i was in tenth grade, i was maybe 15. and i knew that i couldn't do anything about it until i was at least 18, and that destroyed me. grades tanked. got pulled out of extracurriculars. retreated socially. it was really fucking bad.
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You’re going to hear a lot of these stories. Don’t you fucking dare say we didn’t try to tell you.
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YES THIS
also FOMO goes right out the window, as in, sure, I could go out to all the hot spots OR I could lie here in bed with my iPad watching @dropout.tv with at least one cat dozing alongside, hmmmm, I guess the cool kids will just have to have fun without me
also FOMO goes right out the window, as in, sure, I could go out to all the hot spots OR I could lie here in bed with my iPad watching @dropout.tv with at least one cat dozing alongside, hmmmm, I guess the cool kids will just have to have fun without me
The best thing about middle age is not giving one single solitary fuck about being cool anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
YES THIS
also FOMO goes right out the window, as in, sure, I could go out to all the hot spots OR I could lie here in bed with my iPad watching @dropout.tv with at least one cat dozing alongside, hmmmm, I guess the cool kids will just have to have fun without me
also FOMO goes right out the window, as in, sure, I could go out to all the hot spots OR I could lie here in bed with my iPad watching @dropout.tv with at least one cat dozing alongside, hmmmm, I guess the cool kids will just have to have fun without me
I become obstreperous when interrupted from a deep thought or creative process.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I become obstreperous when interrupted from a deep thought or creative process.
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This but irl it would be absolutely covered by cat and corgi hair. RIP my colleagues who have allergies.
Winter is approaching and I'm considering purchasing a Lenny Kravitz scarf. The Chicago winter has broken the spirits of many. I want to lug around a big ol blanket and call it clothes. I am prioritizing comfort this year and that means wearing a comforter to work.
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This but irl it would be absolutely covered by cat and corgi hair. RIP my colleagues who have allergies.
Did life lessons from Drag Race need to go this hard?
August 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Did life lessons from Drag Race need to go this hard?
Modern Men, are you okay?
July 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Modern Men, are you okay?
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social do you have any information you can share about the habitat of hammerhead sharks when they have pups? Are they found in shallows rather than deeper waters?
Context: A colleague shared a story about finding a hammerhead pup and was curious.
Context: A colleague shared a story about finding a hammerhead pup and was curious.
June 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social do you have any information you can share about the habitat of hammerhead sharks when they have pups? Are they found in shallows rather than deeper waters?
Context: A colleague shared a story about finding a hammerhead pup and was curious.
Context: A colleague shared a story about finding a hammerhead pup and was curious.
Choose one:
A. Amex is entering the mannequin ass market
B. I'm the target audience for business credit and pantless sales figures
C. AI generated ads have strong ideas about what will sell
A. Amex is entering the mannequin ass market
B. I'm the target audience for business credit and pantless sales figures
C. AI generated ads have strong ideas about what will sell
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Choose one:
A. Amex is entering the mannequin ass market
B. I'm the target audience for business credit and pantless sales figures
C. AI generated ads have strong ideas about what will sell
A. Amex is entering the mannequin ass market
B. I'm the target audience for business credit and pantless sales figures
C. AI generated ads have strong ideas about what will sell
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comiCSS #32: justify-content
comicss.art/comics/32/ju...
To this date, this is my most popular comic/cartoon based on visits and views. Which is a surprise as it is silly and educational... usually, I like those ones but receive crickets as public response.
#css #grid #flex #webdev
comicss.art/comics/32/ju...
To this date, this is my most popular comic/cartoon based on visits and views. Which is a surprise as it is silly and educational... usually, I like those ones but receive crickets as public response.
#css #grid #flex #webdev
May 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
comiCSS #32: justify-content
comicss.art/comics/32/ju...
To this date, this is my most popular comic/cartoon based on visits and views. Which is a surprise as it is silly and educational... usually, I like those ones but receive crickets as public response.
#css #grid #flex #webdev
comicss.art/comics/32/ju...
To this date, this is my most popular comic/cartoon based on visits and views. Which is a surprise as it is silly and educational... usually, I like those ones but receive crickets as public response.
#css #grid #flex #webdev
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I think I did a bird watching today? Like I saw a bird and I was like “Ooh I think that’s an Oriole” and I googled it and it WAS an Oriole and then I just sat there and watched it for a while until it flew away and honestly 10/10 no notes at all
May 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I think I did a bird watching today? Like I saw a bird and I was like “Ooh I think that’s an Oriole” and I googled it and it WAS an Oriole and then I just sat there and watched it for a while until it flew away and honestly 10/10 no notes at all
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It’s clear which way you prefer
May 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s clear which way you prefer
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It’s weird because for my whole career I was assured that a rising anti-intellectual fringe wasn’t really a problem because those people had no power to make any decisions that impacted my life
Huh
Huh
Couched in all those sciencey sounding words is that the people who believe the Earth is 6k years old will be appointing officers at each agency to evaluate if research is “Gold Standard Science” or not. They will have the power to call anything fraud.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Restoring Gold Standard Science
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 7301 of title 5, United
www.whitehouse.gov
May 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s weird because for my whole career I was assured that a rising anti-intellectual fringe wasn’t really a problem because those people had no power to make any decisions that impacted my life
Huh
Huh
"Doctor, I fear Jerry's getting worse. Yesterday it was nonstop legs, and today it's butts! If he continues at this rate I fear a week from now it will be teeth."
Much Ado Abutt Nothing
if your butt wrote a book, what would it be called?
May 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Doctor, I fear Jerry's getting worse. Yesterday it was nonstop legs, and today it's butts! If he continues at this rate I fear a week from now it will be teeth."
@jcsalterego.bsky.social you verified yet?
May 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social you verified yet?
If you need a sign to take a break today... You're welcome.
May 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you need a sign to take a break today... You're welcome.
Time for a break ^_^
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Time for a break ^_^
You're welcome.
But seriously, this makes so much sense!
But seriously, this makes so much sense!
May 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You're welcome.
But seriously, this makes so much sense!
But seriously, this makes so much sense!