Kris Dikeman
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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This is the most lib take I've ever had, but there's no real downside if, with a lot of money and free time next year, native South Carolinian Stephen Colbert ran against Lindsey Graham.
July 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is the most lib take I've ever had, but there's no real downside if, with a lot of money and free time next year, native South Carolinian Stephen Colbert ran against Lindsey Graham.
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Former President Bill Clinton says that 33-year-old Zohran Mamdani doesn't have enough experience sexually assaulting women to be NYC mayor.
Former President Bill Clinton, who was first elected governor at 32 years old, says that 33-year-old Zohran Mamdani doesn't have enough experience to be NYC mayor.
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
June 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Former President Bill Clinton says that 33-year-old Zohran Mamdani doesn't have enough experience sexually assaulting women to be NYC mayor.
I just backed The Twisted Spine - NYC's Horror Bookstore and Café on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/twi...
The Twisted Spine - NYC's Horror Bookstore and Café
Help a new indie horror bookstore and café materialize this Fall in Brooklyn!
www.kickstarter.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I just backed The Twisted Spine - NYC's Horror Bookstore and Café on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/twi...
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And that includes the families 🤣😂
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And that includes the families 🤣😂
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
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"Oh cool what is it about?"
April 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Oh cool what is it about?"
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This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
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Pete Hegseth is a pretty despicable human being, on top of the other, many deficits he brought to the Pentagon
But you should be even madder at the 50 senators who knew Hegseth was an alcoholic, a serial abuser of women, and a poser massively unqualified for the post and yet voted for him anyway
But you should be even madder at the 50 senators who knew Hegseth was an alcoholic, a serial abuser of women, and a poser massively unqualified for the post and yet voted for him anyway
April 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pete Hegseth is a pretty despicable human being, on top of the other, many deficits he brought to the Pentagon
But you should be even madder at the 50 senators who knew Hegseth was an alcoholic, a serial abuser of women, and a poser massively unqualified for the post and yet voted for him anyway
But you should be even madder at the 50 senators who knew Hegseth was an alcoholic, a serial abuser of women, and a poser massively unqualified for the post and yet voted for him anyway
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As bad as rest of the market is doing, Tesla is crashing twice as fast.
April 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
As bad as rest of the market is doing, Tesla is crashing twice as fast.
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Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger
March 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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I'm so obsessed with this goddamn cookie
March 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm so obsessed with this goddamn cookie
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Pretty close to the Ides of March for the senate to be acting like there's nothing they can do
March 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Pretty close to the Ides of March for the senate to be acting like there's nothing they can do
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The financial headlines are brutal right now. It’s almost like the experts are shocked that a six-times bankrupt reality TV show host was elected president and is running the United States economy straight into a ditch.
March 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The financial headlines are brutal right now. It’s almost like the experts are shocked that a six-times bankrupt reality TV show host was elected president and is running the United States economy straight into a ditch.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here