Krister Rollins
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I like rule-of-three jokes, the oxford comma and irony.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 17,1953
December 17,1953
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 17,1953
December 17,1953
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
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“The brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous.”
― Carl Sagan
― Carl Sagan
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“The brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous.”
― Carl Sagan
― Carl Sagan
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plunge into the deeps
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
plunge into the deeps
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
i learned today that hammering near the "do not hammer" warning on your christmas tree stand is a great way to water your floorboards
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i learned today that hammering near the "do not hammer" warning on your christmas tree stand is a great way to water your floorboards
A lady lycanthrope wolves out with her vulv out
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A lady lycanthrope wolves out with her vulv out
Rihanna's "Stay" will, it seems, always be one of those stop-and-listen songs for me
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rihanna's "Stay" will, it seems, always be one of those stop-and-listen songs for me
18% of Americans are over the age of 65
Boomer Nation: 31% of Wealth Owned by People Over 70
Torsten at Apollo
Torsten at Apollo
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
18% of Americans are over the age of 65
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For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
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“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Assuming he's still worth $400 B this is not even one one thousandth of a percent of his worth
Breaking News: The EU fined X $140 million for violating rules governing the transparency of online platforms.
EU Hits Elon Musk’s X With $140 Million Fine
The case over online transparency has become a flashpoint between the European Union and the Trump administration.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Assuming he's still worth $400 B this is not even one one thousandth of a percent of his worth
Austin Powers came out in 1997. Stately & Hutch in 2004. Stranger Things has been on so long the child actors are now adults producing a series reboot.
in the 90s we were big into the 60s. the 2000s were the 70s era. we are coming to the close of our 15th straight year of the 80s
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Austin Powers came out in 1997. Stately & Hutch in 2004. Stranger Things has been on so long the child actors are now adults producing a series reboot.
I really liked that "I saw some chameleons today, so. pretty shitty chameleons" tweet. Paraphrasing. Don't remember the op
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I really liked that "I saw some chameleons today, so. pretty shitty chameleons" tweet. Paraphrasing. Don't remember the op
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weird but true: hawk tuah was 7 years ago
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
weird but true: hawk tuah was 7 years ago
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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santa's "unpaid labor" problem
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
santa's "unpaid labor" problem
whatever the opposite of shipping is is how i feel about annie & jeffrey on community
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
whatever the opposite of shipping is is how i feel about annie & jeffrey on community
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whenever i go to lowe’s i like to treat myself to a bucket
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
whenever i go to lowe’s i like to treat myself to a bucket
His girlfriend cut off her toe, Charlie Brown
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
His girlfriend cut off her toe, Charlie Brown
Guess what my Dad and Stepmom brought over for dinner
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Guess what my Dad and Stepmom brought over for dinner