Analogous clown
@kurtzgallahad.bsky.social
Theythem, researcher of playing pretend
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have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client
Hazbin Hotel is just Steven Universe but popular with children
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hazbin Hotel is just Steven Universe but popular with children
Someone give me a pile of money to make a terrible American remake of Magic Cop
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Someone give me a pile of money to make a terrible American remake of Magic Cop
People don't talk about Mr Vampire enough
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
People don't talk about Mr Vampire enough
Unnecessary scrubs sequel could maybe be redeemed if it's low key about JD confronting the fact he's always been a misogynist and was the kinda guy who'd do blackface
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Unnecessary scrubs sequel could maybe be redeemed if it's low key about JD confronting the fact he's always been a misogynist and was the kinda guy who'd do blackface
Supergiant games out here making a tsundere shellfish and expecting everyone to be normal about it
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Supergiant games out here making a tsundere shellfish and expecting everyone to be normal about it
I plug something in, and the laptop's like "Autoplay: Select what happens with this device"
Like whoa, settle down, champ. When i want you to do something, l'll tell you
Like whoa, settle down, champ. When i want you to do something, l'll tell you
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I plug something in, and the laptop's like "Autoplay: Select what happens with this device"
Like whoa, settle down, champ. When i want you to do something, l'll tell you
Like whoa, settle down, champ. When i want you to do something, l'll tell you
When ya think about it, these "art styles" the kids are speaking of so derisively are actually art movements
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When ya think about it, these "art styles" the kids are speaking of so derisively are actually art movements
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Babe I'm so tired
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Babe I'm so tired
More like emotional win-timacy am I right 2009?
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
More like emotional win-timacy am I right 2009?
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
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computer culture
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
computer culture
The stilted quality of Keanu's performance in Ballerina, even compared to his other Johns Wick, has me very curious about his character rehearsal process
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The stilted quality of Keanu's performance in Ballerina, even compared to his other Johns Wick, has me very curious about his character rehearsal process
Shoutout to the airline computers for freaking out that my names didn't match my passport because they had an arbitrary character limit and had automatically cut off my middle names for being too long
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Shoutout to the airline computers for freaking out that my names didn't match my passport because they had an arbitrary character limit and had automatically cut off my middle names for being too long
One thing I have not enjoyed about my time in Wellington is how the bus machine says "please check your balance" every time I tag off.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One thing I have not enjoyed about my time in Wellington is how the bus machine says "please check your balance" every time I tag off.
Was told my I was "like a sorcerer" after my conference presentation and haven't stopped thinking about it since.
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Was told my I was "like a sorcerer" after my conference presentation and haven't stopped thinking about it since.
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
I don't like the weapons in Hades 2 as much as in the first game
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I don't like the weapons in Hades 2 as much as in the first game
Welcome mats are a conspiracy by vampires
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Welcome mats are a conspiracy by vampires