The Bad Boy of Brunch
@kynx.bsky.social
I like you. You LOVE me. I love that.
Fantastic new podcast listen: @nogodsnomayors.com
Highly recommend with only two nitpicks.
One: Fairly new, do I can't binge a huge back catalog and I have to wait for new episodes, like some peasant.
Two: So many of the jokes and references require me to have 5 post graduate degrees to get.
Highly recommend with only two nitpicks.
One: Fairly new, do I can't binge a huge back catalog and I have to wait for new episodes, like some peasant.
Two: So many of the jokes and references require me to have 5 post graduate degrees to get.
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fantastic new podcast listen: @nogodsnomayors.com
Highly recommend with only two nitpicks.
One: Fairly new, do I can't binge a huge back catalog and I have to wait for new episodes, like some peasant.
Two: So many of the jokes and references require me to have 5 post graduate degrees to get.
Highly recommend with only two nitpicks.
One: Fairly new, do I can't binge a huge back catalog and I have to wait for new episodes, like some peasant.
Two: So many of the jokes and references require me to have 5 post graduate degrees to get.
High at the Aquarium, this was hypnotic.
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
High at the Aquarium, this was hypnotic.
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Hey walmart we have some notes on your product placement can we talk
May 5, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Hey walmart we have some notes on your product placement can we talk
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This always makes me think 1 in every 100 cups is steaming hot evil - like can you request it? Or is it some kind of a lottery? Is today my unlucky day?
Or does it mean there’s a single evil bean in *every* cup? Plucked from the hands of a dying child, straight to your latte.
Or does it mean there’s a single evil bean in *every* cup? Plucked from the hands of a dying child, straight to your latte.
May 4, 2024 at 10:19 AM
This always makes me think 1 in every 100 cups is steaming hot evil - like can you request it? Or is it some kind of a lottery? Is today my unlucky day?
Or does it mean there’s a single evil bean in *every* cup? Plucked from the hands of a dying child, straight to your latte.
Or does it mean there’s a single evil bean in *every* cup? Plucked from the hands of a dying child, straight to your latte.
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Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: defector.com/cybertruck-d...
Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Work | Defector
Tesla, a future case study for securities law classes across America, had to stop delivering Cybertrucks this past weekend. No, not because the hundred-thousand–dollar medium-duty pickup, which is onl...
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April 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: defector.com/cybertruck-d...
@sarahtaber.bsky.social Just donated, best of luck! As for facts, got anything about bees?
March 18, 2024 at 11:02 AM
@sarahtaber.bsky.social Just donated, best of luck! As for facts, got anything about bees?
The algorithm goes hard here sometimes. I made, like, one joke about furries, and bluesky just came down like, "u tryna yiff? hey, you wanna watch a anthro bull jack off? you into this? here's a big tiddy squirrel lady!"
I mean, not necessarily. But maybe?
I mean, not necessarily. But maybe?
March 18, 2024 at 10:12 AM
The algorithm goes hard here sometimes. I made, like, one joke about furries, and bluesky just came down like, "u tryna yiff? hey, you wanna watch a anthro bull jack off? you into this? here's a big tiddy squirrel lady!"
I mean, not necessarily. But maybe?
I mean, not necessarily. But maybe?
Ugh. One of those days where you just find most people fucking insufferable. I'm sure the problem is with me, but man, I can't with most of humanity sometimes
March 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Ugh. One of those days where you just find most people fucking insufferable. I'm sure the problem is with me, but man, I can't with most of humanity sometimes
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If Jafar only turned red when he became a genie but was flesh-colored when he was free, why was the Genie still blue after Aladdin freed him?
Boss: I meant any questions about the meeting.
Boss: I meant any questions about the meeting.
February 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
If Jafar only turned red when he became a genie but was flesh-colored when he was free, why was the Genie still blue after Aladdin freed him?
Boss: I meant any questions about the meeting.
Boss: I meant any questions about the meeting.
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Weekly summary
February 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Weekly summary
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Extra Virgin Olive Oyl is a baldfaced lie when you remember that she’s ready and willing to have Popeye consistently and repeatedly blow her back out.
February 17, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Extra Virgin Olive Oyl is a baldfaced lie when you remember that she’s ready and willing to have Popeye consistently and repeatedly blow her back out.
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Unbelievable, we can't just call him "space-unhoused," Han?
February 13, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Unbelievable, we can't just call him "space-unhoused," Han?
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The coyote outside of my work was just as surprised as I was to see each other. We both just sheepishly backed off and decided to leave each other the fuck alone. I wish more of my coworkers had this mindset.
February 11, 2024 at 11:19 AM
The coyote outside of my work was just as surprised as I was to see each other. We both just sheepishly backed off and decided to leave each other the fuck alone. I wish more of my coworkers had this mindset.
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it’s time to burn the incense,
it’s time to slay the sheep,
it’s time to wake the muppets,
from a thousand years of sleep.
it’s time to raze existence,
it’s time to banish light,
it’s time to call the void in,
on the muppet show tonight.
it’s time to slay the sheep,
it’s time to wake the muppets,
from a thousand years of sleep.
it’s time to raze existence,
it’s time to banish light,
it’s time to call the void in,
on the muppet show tonight.
February 10, 2024 at 7:02 AM
it’s time to burn the incense,
it’s time to slay the sheep,
it’s time to wake the muppets,
from a thousand years of sleep.
it’s time to raze existence,
it’s time to banish light,
it’s time to call the void in,
on the muppet show tonight.
it’s time to slay the sheep,
it’s time to wake the muppets,
from a thousand years of sleep.
it’s time to raze existence,
it’s time to banish light,
it’s time to call the void in,
on the muppet show tonight.