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Took less than five minutes of listening to the Pop-Tarts Bowl before I ordered some. Used to have those for breakfast every morning.
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Took less than five minutes of listening to the Pop-Tarts Bowl before I ordered some. Used to have those for breakfast every morning.
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It’s actually illegal to not perform for Mr. Trump and to not say that he’s nice.
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s actually illegal to not perform for Mr. Trump and to not say that he’s nice.
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Roddy Jones has a Pop Tart pocket square
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Roddy Jones has a Pop Tart pocket square
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
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Thank you to @poptartsbowl.com for 144 Pop-Tarts. You will not regret eating 144 Pop-Tarts
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thank you to @poptartsbowl.com for 144 Pop-Tarts. You will not regret eating 144 Pop-Tarts
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(me telling my story about how I started the season as a national champion contender but ended up going 6-6 and playing in the Pinstripe Bowl) yeah man it was crazy
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(me telling my story about how I started the season as a national champion contender but ended up going 6-6 and playing in the Pinstripe Bowl) yeah man it was crazy
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
luv 2 have one child who doesn’t want to get with the program
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
luv 2 have one child who doesn’t want to get with the program
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This is beyond Christian nationalism. Imagine worshipping Trump.
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is beyond Christian nationalism. Imagine worshipping Trump.
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It’s an 8 bowl game Saturday, one of our most glorious days on the college football calendar.
Today's Bowl Menu (ET):
Military: PITT vs ECU
11am—ESPN
Pinstripe: PSU vs CLEM
12pm—ESPN
Fenway: UCONN vs ARMY
2:15—ESPN
Pop-Tarts: GT vs BYU
3:30—ESPN
Arizona: MIA-OH vs FRES
4:30—The CW
NM: UNT vs SDSU
5:45—ESPN
Gator: UVA vs MIZ
7:30—ABC
Texas: LSU vs HOU
9:15—ESPN
Military: PITT vs ECU
11am—ESPN
Pinstripe: PSU vs CLEM
12pm—ESPN
Fenway: UCONN vs ARMY
2:15—ESPN
Pop-Tarts: GT vs BYU
3:30—ESPN
Arizona: MIA-OH vs FRES
4:30—The CW
NM: UNT vs SDSU
5:45—ESPN
Gator: UVA vs MIZ
7:30—ABC
Texas: LSU vs HOU
9:15—ESPN
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s an 8 bowl game Saturday, one of our most glorious days on the college football calendar.
Hot Tamales and Stranger Things. We will resume counting calories and reasonable bedtimes tomorrow. Maybe.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hot Tamales and Stranger Things. We will resume counting calories and reasonable bedtimes tomorrow. Maybe.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Unless they’re a true sicko Christian or whatever, rich people want to live in CA or NY or MA etc. They are not moving from the city because their taxes went up a smidge.
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Unless they’re a true sicko Christian or whatever, rich people want to live in CA or NY or MA etc. They are not moving from the city because their taxes went up a smidge.
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"Sunshine is the best disinfectant.”
—Justice Louis Brandeis,
—Justice Louis Brandeis,
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Sunshine is the best disinfectant.”
—Justice Louis Brandeis,
—Justice Louis Brandeis,
Pissing down in SoCal but I can listen to MUFC-NUFC on my way to pick up food for the family so I haven’t a care in the world. 🏴
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pissing down in SoCal but I can listen to MUFC-NUFC on my way to pick up food for the family so I haven’t a care in the world. 🏴
Took until I was nearly 40, but I finally had that experience where guests are over, the kids are going crazy, the sink is backing up, and we realize just how many drinks, plates, etc we still need to host. Thank the Lord for first world problems though
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Took until I was nearly 40, but I finally had that experience where guests are over, the kids are going crazy, the sink is backing up, and we realize just how many drinks, plates, etc we still need to host. Thank the Lord for first world problems though
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Getting the business multiple times from untrained halflings should have been a 1-way ticket out of the league. Losing a series to the Aragorn-Legolas-Gimli Big 3 is one thing, but you can’t get bodied out the paint by guys on 10-day contracts.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Getting the business multiple times from untrained halflings should have been a 1-way ticket out of the league. Losing a series to the Aragorn-Legolas-Gimli Big 3 is one thing, but you can’t get bodied out the paint by guys on 10-day contracts.
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Shaq out here looking like Amerigo Tot in The Godfather II
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Shaq out here looking like Amerigo Tot in The Godfather II
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i know most catholics are from sort of demographics that tend to let their babies stay up later but i'd be willing to bet there's still a strong enough contingent of early bedtime folks that a simple middle school choir and a donkey to pet at 10am would be sold out
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i know most catholics are from sort of demographics that tend to let their babies stay up later but i'd be willing to bet there's still a strong enough contingent of early bedtime folks that a simple middle school choir and a donkey to pet at 10am would be sold out
aw why did I go back for seconds and forget there were tasty desserts
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
aw why did I go back for seconds and forget there were tasty desserts
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GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
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kids are supposed to annoy and even terrorize adults on christmas morning, sorry but i don’t relate to this guy at all
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
kids are supposed to annoy and even terrorize adults on christmas morning, sorry but i don’t relate to this guy at all
talked it out. kids on Christmas - whaddya gonna do. try to go with the Flow, reign them in when you can. I don’t want to be the mopey angry guy all day
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
talked it out. kids on Christmas - whaddya gonna do. try to go with the Flow, reign them in when you can. I don’t want to be the mopey angry guy all day
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
No Mass because 5 year old is losing it. Don’t want to tiptoe around his emotions today but it’ll be packed there. Need to bring things back to center.
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No Mass because 5 year old is losing it. Don’t want to tiptoe around his emotions today but it’ll be packed there. Need to bring things back to center.