LarryEDVickers
@larryedvickers.bsky.social
he/him
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
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My card got flagged as potential fraud because I ordered a salad. Fat shamed by visa
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I just found out Destiny's Child's other parent was Happenstance
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just found out Destiny's Child's other parent was Happenstance
A reminder not to turn people's names into slurs this holiday season.
Both Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch gained absurd levels of the holiday spirit. They reflected and changed for the better. Using their names as insults makes you a small, closeminded, and unforgiving person.
#jokes
Both Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch gained absurd levels of the holiday spirit. They reflected and changed for the better. Using their names as insults makes you a small, closeminded, and unforgiving person.
#jokes
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A reminder not to turn people's names into slurs this holiday season.
Both Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch gained absurd levels of the holiday spirit. They reflected and changed for the better. Using their names as insults makes you a small, closeminded, and unforgiving person.
#jokes
Both Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch gained absurd levels of the holiday spirit. They reflected and changed for the better. Using their names as insults makes you a small, closeminded, and unforgiving person.
#jokes
I we could could somehow design a machine that converts the blind, unwavering, almost insane loyalty that #swifty s have for #taylorswift.
We could power the entire world indefinitely.
We could power the entire world indefinitely.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I we could could somehow design a machine that converts the blind, unwavering, almost insane loyalty that #swifty s have for #taylorswift.
We could power the entire world indefinitely.
We could power the entire world indefinitely.
@dandyyylion.bsky.social was not brave enough to back up his very controversial rule.
I have a rule that you should never stack pancakes more than 3 and never stack waffles more than 2
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@dandyyylion.bsky.social was not brave enough to back up his very controversial rule.
Pro tip this Christmas:
Enjoy hot chocolate more. It is the perfect Christmas drink.
And if you spill some on the counter lick your finger and rub the powder on your gums like a cocaine aficionado.
Enjoy hot chocolate more. It is the perfect Christmas drink.
And if you spill some on the counter lick your finger and rub the powder on your gums like a cocaine aficionado.
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Pro tip this Christmas:
Enjoy hot chocolate more. It is the perfect Christmas drink.
And if you spill some on the counter lick your finger and rub the powder on your gums like a cocaine aficionado.
Enjoy hot chocolate more. It is the perfect Christmas drink.
And if you spill some on the counter lick your finger and rub the powder on your gums like a cocaine aficionado.
I wonder if Sora could make Mickey Mouse do something actually funny.....
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wonder if Sora could make Mickey Mouse do something actually funny.....
GOD: I will Destroy all evil in the world (along with all the good and neutral) by drowning it in a massive flood!!!
Evil Fish and Ducks: 🖕
Evil Fish and Ducks: 🖕
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
GOD: I will Destroy all evil in the world (along with all the good and neutral) by drowning it in a massive flood!!!
Evil Fish and Ducks: 🖕
Evil Fish and Ducks: 🖕
I used to be all like "WHOOMP There it is!"
Now its more like "whoomp, where'd it go?"
Now its more like "whoomp, where'd it go?"
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I used to be all like "WHOOMP There it is!"
Now its more like "whoomp, where'd it go?"
Now its more like "whoomp, where'd it go?"
I would like to see a social media platform that rations likes and comments like a seaswept castaway rations their last biscuit as the waves toss them and the sun bakes them.
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I would like to see a social media platform that rations likes and comments like a seaswept castaway rations their last biscuit as the waves toss them and the sun bakes them.
Tricking children to study for the sciences by labeling their test as "Find out which Pokemon you are"
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tricking children to study for the sciences by labeling their test as "Find out which Pokemon you are"
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
Formally apologizing to @davechapelle for some fuckwads in Edmonton.
Bad eggs. We aren't like them.
Bad eggs. We aren't like them.
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Formally apologizing to @davechapelle for some fuckwads in Edmonton.
Bad eggs. We aren't like them.
Bad eggs. We aren't like them.
Two-word Love Story:
Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo?
Two-word love story:
candle warmer
candle warmer
Two-word love story:
zombie slippers
zombie slippers
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Two-word Love Story:
Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo?
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Two-word love story:
candle warmer
candle warmer
Two-word love story:
zombie slippers
zombie slippers
Two-word love story:
extra sharp
extra sharp
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Two-word love story:
candle warmer
candle warmer
Psst...
Hey you.
Yes you.
Do you have a lot of money and want to waste it?
Do you lack common sense?
Do you want to save 30 seconds on making a simple, uninspired snack?
Are you unable to use a knife to spread jelly?
If you answered yes to most of these questions I have the product for you!!!
Hey you.
Yes you.
Do you have a lot of money and want to waste it?
Do you lack common sense?
Do you want to save 30 seconds on making a simple, uninspired snack?
Are you unable to use a knife to spread jelly?
If you answered yes to most of these questions I have the product for you!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Psst...
Hey you.
Yes you.
Do you have a lot of money and want to waste it?
Do you lack common sense?
Do you want to save 30 seconds on making a simple, uninspired snack?
Are you unable to use a knife to spread jelly?
If you answered yes to most of these questions I have the product for you!!!
Hey you.
Yes you.
Do you have a lot of money and want to waste it?
Do you lack common sense?
Do you want to save 30 seconds on making a simple, uninspired snack?
Are you unable to use a knife to spread jelly?
If you answered yes to most of these questions I have the product for you!!!
Best books I have read this year:
The Law of Nines - Terry Goodkind.
The Law of Nines - Terry Goodkind.
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Best books I have read this year:
The Law of Nines - Terry Goodkind.
The Law of Nines - Terry Goodkind.
Sorry, I can't make the Christmas party. I am prepping for my False Advertising lawsuit against Ducks Unlimited.
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sorry, I can't make the Christmas party. I am prepping for my False Advertising lawsuit against Ducks Unlimited.
What doesn't or does kill you may or may not make you stronger or weaker. I'm a Bluesky skeet. Not a fortune-teller.
- Teller (not Penn.)
- Teller (not Penn.)
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What doesn't or does kill you may or may not make you stronger or weaker. I'm a Bluesky skeet. Not a fortune-teller.
- Teller (not Penn.)
- Teller (not Penn.)
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I don’t eat yogurt because it’s good for me. I do it gentrify my microbiome.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don’t eat yogurt because it’s good for me. I do it gentrify my microbiome.
Spotify using the old Irish pagan Dec to Dec year... BURN THEM!
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Spotify using the old Irish pagan Dec to Dec year... BURN THEM!
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i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong racket
-me, at Wimbledon
-me, at Wimbledon
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong racket
-me, at Wimbledon
-me, at Wimbledon
There are few things that make me smile faster than when posts an opinion, then shuts off replies and quote posts.
I don't like bread. No questions at this time. (Runs away from hounding reporters)
I don't like bread. No questions at this time. (Runs away from hounding reporters)
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There are few things that make me smile faster than when posts an opinion, then shuts off replies and quote posts.
I don't like bread. No questions at this time. (Runs away from hounding reporters)
I don't like bread. No questions at this time. (Runs away from hounding reporters)
"Hooooolllyyyyy shit!!! You gotta check this OUT!" said the far too young and obviously stoned librarian, handing me the book I had asked for.
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Hooooolllyyyyy shit!!! You gotta check this OUT!" said the far too young and obviously stoned librarian, handing me the book I had asked for.