LarryEDVickers
@larryedvickers.bsky.social
he/him
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
Pinned
My card got flagged as potential fraud because I ordered a salad. Fat shamed by visa
The greates trick that the devil ever pulled was the one where he somehow put the $10 bill into the lemon that one guy picked out of 3, and the serial number matched the one from guy 1's pocket. I mean WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! HOW'D HE DO THAT?!??!
(inspired by @mitdasein.bsky.social )
(inspired by @mitdasein.bsky.social )
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The greates trick that the devil ever pulled was the one where he somehow put the $10 bill into the lemon that one guy picked out of 3, and the serial number matched the one from guy 1's pocket. I mean WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! HOW'D HE DO THAT?!??!
(inspired by @mitdasein.bsky.social )
(inspired by @mitdasein.bsky.social )
Replying "I am an atheist" when someone blesses my sneeze just to be an absolute asshat.
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Replying "I am an atheist" when someone blesses my sneeze just to be an absolute asshat.
Dropping the instuctions "No crust" into the middle of long complicated pizza orders just to watch the world burn.
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Dropping the instuctions "No crust" into the middle of long complicated pizza orders just to watch the world burn.
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Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
Friend: "I didn't know you had a dog!"
Me: *pushes pill into center of cheese cube* "I don't."
F: "But you are putting medicine in cheese"
M: "It's not medicine it is MDMA"
F: "But-"
M: "Still coming to my New Years' thing?"
Me: *pushes pill into center of cheese cube* "I don't."
F: "But you are putting medicine in cheese"
M: "It's not medicine it is MDMA"
F: "But-"
M: "Still coming to my New Years' thing?"
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Friend: "I didn't know you had a dog!"
Me: *pushes pill into center of cheese cube* "I don't."
F: "But you are putting medicine in cheese"
M: "It's not medicine it is MDMA"
F: "But-"
M: "Still coming to my New Years' thing?"
Me: *pushes pill into center of cheese cube* "I don't."
F: "But you are putting medicine in cheese"
M: "It's not medicine it is MDMA"
F: "But-"
M: "Still coming to my New Years' thing?"
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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They say you reap just what you sow but I think sometimes people drop some seeds in your life and then you gotta reap that stuff too
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They say you reap just what you sow but I think sometimes people drop some seeds in your life and then you gotta reap that stuff too
Got a new achievement:
December 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Got a new achievement:
Me: Parmesan smells and tastes exactly like ass.....
Waitress: ....
Me: What?
W.....
Me: I love eating ass- pile that shit on.
Waitress: ....
Me: What?
W.....
Me: I love eating ass- pile that shit on.
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me: Parmesan smells and tastes exactly like ass.....
Waitress: ....
Me: What?
W.....
Me: I love eating ass- pile that shit on.
Waitress: ....
Me: What?
W.....
Me: I love eating ass- pile that shit on.
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My wife and her friends are watching Steel Magnolias, so I casually threw out a classic "...The way she just [clenches fist] steals all that frickin magnolia..." and let me tell you, the gap between online and offline people is probably the biggest cultural divide we face today.
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My wife and her friends are watching Steel Magnolias, so I casually threw out a classic "...The way she just [clenches fist] steals all that frickin magnolia..." and let me tell you, the gap between online and offline people is probably the biggest cultural divide we face today.
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you two should get a room
and invite me up
and invite me up
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
you two should get a room
and invite me up
and invite me up
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them: careful this guy
means business. why
do you have that gun?
me: none of your this guy
means business. why
do you have that gun?
me: none of your this guy
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
them: careful this guy
means business. why
do you have that gun?
me: none of your this guy
means business. why
do you have that gun?
me: none of your this guy
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3 years smoke free today
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
3 years smoke free today
M Night Shyamalan was rushed to the hospital for surgery, receiving 8 stitches in his right hand. He is in stable condition.
When asked how it happened he was changing a lightbulb in his Philidelphia home and when screwing it in, insisted on giving it a huge, weird twist at the end.
When asked how it happened he was changing a lightbulb in his Philidelphia home and when screwing it in, insisted on giving it a huge, weird twist at the end.
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
M Night Shyamalan was rushed to the hospital for surgery, receiving 8 stitches in his right hand. He is in stable condition.
When asked how it happened he was changing a lightbulb in his Philidelphia home and when screwing it in, insisted on giving it a huge, weird twist at the end.
When asked how it happened he was changing a lightbulb in his Philidelphia home and when screwing it in, insisted on giving it a huge, weird twist at the end.
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Watching Scandinavian detective shows like "I bet it was the blonde guy"
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watching Scandinavian detective shows like "I bet it was the blonde guy"
This postman is popular as HELL!
Bramble was barking at a delivery guy who shoved a parcel through the door and shouted "happy new year to you too, dog!" before dashing off
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This postman is popular as HELL!
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Bramble was barking at a delivery guy who shoved a parcel through the door and shouted "happy new year to you too, dog!" before dashing off
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Bramble was barking at a delivery guy who shoved a parcel through the door and shouted "happy new year to you too, dog!" before dashing off
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2026 will be the year of the highlighter pen, mark my words
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
2026 will be the year of the highlighter pen, mark my words
My new years resolution is 1920x1080
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My new years resolution is 1920x1080
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ran into my eye doctor in the
bathroom and they asked me
number one or number two?
bathroom and they asked me
number one or number two?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ran into my eye doctor in the
bathroom and they asked me
number one or number two?
bathroom and they asked me
number one or number two?
"I like butts of various sizes and I will bend the truth if required, but generally prefer not to lie"
- Sir Mix-Some
- Sir Mix-Some
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"I like butts of various sizes and I will bend the truth if required, but generally prefer not to lie"
- Sir Mix-Some
- Sir Mix-Some
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December 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Look at this piece i made of the beautiful @vtbee80.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look at this piece i made of the beautiful @vtbee80.bsky.social