Bacon Lattice and Tomatoes
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It drives me absolutely crazy that e-bikes are regulated by top speed and not top momentum, and no one in any discussion about them seems to raise this issue.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It drives me absolutely crazy that e-bikes are regulated by top speed and not top momentum, and no one in any discussion about them seems to raise this issue.
Is Betteridge’s Law of Headlines Correct?
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Is Betteridge’s Law of Headlines Correct?
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Gently grate the pear into the base ingredients.
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Gently grate the pear into the base ingredients.
If only Quibi were still around
September 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If only Quibi were still around
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And yet we still have people being like "no, I love that pipe filled with methane that goes into my house"
August 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And yet we still have people being like "no, I love that pipe filled with methane that goes into my house"
Bob VLAN — Port Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
June 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bob VLAN — Port Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
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I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.
March 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.
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"string" is bouba and 'string' is kiki
February 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"string" is bouba and 'string' is kiki
Democratic Party leadership lining their own backs up against the wall: "Look, we're only doing this because the grassroots organizers implied that we weren't doing our jobs."
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Democratic Party leadership lining their own backs up against the wall: "Look, we're only doing this because the grassroots organizers implied that we weren't doing our jobs."
The Democratic Party is a pillow held over the face of the American people. “Shhhhh, don’t fight, just stop struggling, it’ll all be over soon”
Scoop: Dems "pissed" at liberal groups MoveOn, Indivisible
"I reject and resent the implication that congressional Democrats are simply standing by passively."
www.axios.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Democratic Party is a pillow held over the face of the American people. “Shhhhh, don’t fight, just stop struggling, it’ll all be over soon”
Feels like being trapped in a house with people actively trying to run up the score on the carbon monoxide detector
February 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Feels like being trapped in a house with people actively trying to run up the score on the carbon monoxide detector
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I would be unstoppable if I didn't have a background task running in my brain that determined if any number I see is evenly divisible by three.
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I would be unstoppable if I didn't have a background task running in my brain that determined if any number I see is evenly divisible by three.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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this is the world of all possible worlds
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this is the world of all possible worlds
Walgreens' obsession with lighting money on fire aside (millions on this garbage, millions more on the glass cases, $140MM to Theranos [lol]), the spotlight this puts on Avakian highlights how perfectly this goblin embodies the growth-hacking business executive freak.
Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco
A startup promised the pharmacy chain its high-tech coolers would track shoppers and spark an in-store ad revolution.
www.bloomberg.com
January 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Walgreens' obsession with lighting money on fire aside (millions on this garbage, millions more on the glass cases, $140MM to Theranos [lol]), the spotlight this puts on Avakian highlights how perfectly this goblin embodies the growth-hacking business executive freak.
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THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
January 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
Bro have you invested your 401(k) in $GYRE coin yet? The rough beast slouches halfway closer to Bethlehem every time its market cap doubles
December 19, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Bro have you invested your 401(k) in $GYRE coin yet? The rough beast slouches halfway closer to Bethlehem every time its market cap doubles
Did you know that King Xerxes I of the Achaemenid Persian Empire lived closer to the Big Bang than to today? Wild stuff
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Did you know that King Xerxes I of the Achaemenid Persian Empire lived closer to the Big Bang than to today? Wild stuff
Select all that apply. We are:
▫️Soarin’
▫️Flyin’
▫️Tryin’
▫️Breakin’ free
Free response. List all, if any, stars in heaven we can’t reach: __________________________________
▫️Soarin’
▫️Flyin’
▫️Tryin’
▫️Breakin’ free
Free response. List all, if any, stars in heaven we can’t reach: __________________________________
December 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Select all that apply. We are:
▫️Soarin’
▫️Flyin’
▫️Tryin’
▫️Breakin’ free
Free response. List all, if any, stars in heaven we can’t reach: __________________________________
▫️Soarin’
▫️Flyin’
▫️Tryin’
▫️Breakin’ free
Free response. List all, if any, stars in heaven we can’t reach: __________________________________
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trying to explain atproto to an american: imagine if all your burgers were cryptographically signed via a self-balancing merkle tree
December 8, 2024 at 11:36 AM
trying to explain atproto to an american: imagine if all your burgers were cryptographically signed via a self-balancing merkle tree
Gonna start a cover band called Dual_EC_DRBeegees
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Gonna start a cover band called Dual_EC_DRBeegees
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This is, technically, a sandwich.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
This is, technically, a sandwich.
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This *gesturing wildly and in every direction* is utterly exhausting.
July 3, 2024 at 2:44 AM
This *gesturing wildly and in every direction* is utterly exhausting.