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"So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?"
Aragorn placed a hand on king Theoden's shoulder and smiled.
"With Nord VPN, and it's military grade encryption, we can stand against any foe."
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Aragorn placed a hand on king Theoden's shoulder and smiled.
"With Nord VPN, and it's military grade encryption, we can stand against any foe."
"Of course! We should use Code: HELMSDEEP at checkout for 50% off a twelve month subscription!
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?"
Aragorn placed a hand on king Theoden's shoulder and smiled.
"With Nord VPN, and it's military grade encryption, we can stand against any foe."
"Of course! We should use Code: HELMSDEEP at checkout for 50% off a twelve month subscription!
Aragorn placed a hand on king Theoden's shoulder and smiled.
"With Nord VPN, and it's military grade encryption, we can stand against any foe."
"Of course! We should use Code: HELMSDEEP at checkout for 50% off a twelve month subscription!
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Normal people when they see a statement they agree with around 80% of: "Yeah! Totally!"
Bsky users when they only agree with 99% of what you said: "First of all, kill yourself".
Bsky users when they only agree with 99% of what you said: "First of all, kill yourself".
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Normal people when they see a statement they agree with around 80% of: "Yeah! Totally!"
Bsky users when they only agree with 99% of what you said: "First of all, kill yourself".
Bsky users when they only agree with 99% of what you said: "First of all, kill yourself".
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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"it doesn't make sense that palpatine came back in the rise of skywalker" yeah it might seem that way but gang, have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
"it doesn't make sense that palpatine came back in the rise of skywalker" yeah it might seem that way but gang, have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
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"Sir, how was your 2025? Are you excited about 2026?"
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Sir, how was your 2025? Are you excited about 2026?"
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And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Christianity to me is like if 2000 years from now, everyone believed Kermit the Frog wanted anyone who didn't see the Muppets Movie to suffer forever
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Christianity to me is like if 2000 years from now, everyone believed Kermit the Frog wanted anyone who didn't see the Muppets Movie to suffer forever
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Happy birthday, Jesus
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy birthday, Jesus
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Benoit Blanc: Tiny Tim, in fact, did not die. Here's how he did it and almost managed to bamboozle us all.
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Benoit Blanc: Tiny Tim, in fact, did not die. Here's how he did it and almost managed to bamboozle us all.
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A Christmas Carol was published in 1843, surely Tiny Tim is dead by now
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
A Christmas Carol was published in 1843, surely Tiny Tim is dead by now
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merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
merry christmas
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
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Oh my gawd I just found this barbarian woman photo shoot Katy O'Brian did a few years and again: her. Movie. With battle axe. Now.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh my gawd I just found this barbarian woman photo shoot Katy O'Brian did a few years and again: her. Movie. With battle axe. Now.
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was about to go to sleep then remembered a guy I hate
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
was about to go to sleep then remembered a guy I hate
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ever day I be like
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ever day I be like
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Two old men go to doctor. Say they're depressed. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great comedian Fozzie Bear is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Men burst into tears. Say, 'But doctor…'
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Two old men go to doctor. Say they're depressed. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great comedian Fozzie Bear is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Men burst into tears. Say, 'But doctor…'
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i have no ass and i must shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i have no ass and i must shit