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Constantine
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Laughing Magician
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silly me
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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"So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?"
Aragorn placed a hand on king Theoden's shoulder and smiled.
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reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Normal people when they see a statement they agree with around 80% of: "Yeah! Totally!"

Bsky users when they only agree with 99% of what you said: "First of all, kill yourself".
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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"it doesn't make sense that palpatine came back in the rise of skywalker" yeah it might seem that way but gang, have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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"Sir, how was your 2025? Are you excited about 2026?"
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Christianity to me is like if 2000 years from now, everyone believed Kermit the Frog wanted anyone who didn't see the Muppets Movie to suffer forever
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Happy birthday, Jesus
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Benoit Blanc: Tiny Tim, in fact, did not die. Here's how he did it and almost managed to bamboozle us all.
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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A Christmas Carol was published in 1843, surely Tiny Tim is dead by now
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.

"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Oh my gawd I just found this barbarian woman photo shoot Katy O'Brian did a few years and again: her. Movie. With battle axe. Now.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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was about to go to sleep then remembered a guy I hate
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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ever day I be like
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Two old men go to doctor. Say they're depressed. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great comedian Fozzie Bear is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Men burst into tears. Say, 'But doctor…'
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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i have no ass and i must shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM