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What would you do if a gooner was sitting next to your kids on a plane, scrolling through explicit photos on an iPad? I’d tell him to put it away. If he didn’t, I’d take it, report him, and have him removed. This is shameful. Brad Sherman must resign. #CA32 #GoonerBrad #AhujaCongress2026
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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“We found over 35 cases in which the judges have specifically said what the government is providing…false information. It might be intentionally false information, including false sworn declarations time and again," says Ryan Goodman, law professor at New York University.
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.
One thing that I think some not-youngs forget (and is different from 20 years ago) is that Kirk used his ‘debates’ to generate video that could go viral and, to use an old phrase, catapult the propaganda. His debates weren’t in any way, shape, or form educational.
When Charlie Kirk, who put together lists of professors he didn't like so people could target & harass them, used the phrase "free speech", he used it in the same way creationists use "teach the controversy." For Kirk, it was just another way to bludgeon the left and also to promote his propaganda.
September 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
LA City Council member Blumenfield brought out Tim Gaspar at a Concert in the Park at Warner Center Park. Tim Gaspar sponsored DJ QUIK's performance today at the park. Blumenfield made sure to mention that Gaspar was running to replace him.
June 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This seems like kind of a big story and it's frustrating that we're still getting "it's time for liberals to consider the lab leak" think pieces. The two best pieces of "evidence" come directly from the Trump Administration and have completely fallen apart under scrutiny!
While the lab leak itself is effectively a conspiracy theory, it's becoming clear that there was a literal conspiracy within the first Trump administration to gin up evidence and pitch it to journalists.
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Trump committed a crime today. Interesting to think about whether even the Court that decided Trump v US would create immunity from a federal statute that by its terms applies criminal liability directly to sitting presidents.

1/5
May 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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An attorney of a pro-Palestine protester was stopped & detained by federal agents while returning to US. Amir Makled was questioned at Detroit Metro Airport about his clients and asked to surrender his cellphone.

Targets are on many of our backs. Stay prepared. www.freep.com/story/news/l...
Lawyer for U-M protester detained at airport after spring break trip with family
Dearborn lawyer says feds tried to seize his cellphone at Detroit Metro Airport as he returned from spring break trip with his family.
www.freep.com
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Here are the 15 Senators—all Democrats—who voted to stop arming Netanyahu:

Murphy (CT)
Hirono (HI)
Schatz (HI)
Durbin (IL)
Markey (MA)
Warren (MA)
Van Hollen (MD)
Smith (MN)
Kim (NJ)
Heinrich (NM)
Ray Luján (NM)
Merkley (OR)
Kaine (VA)
Sanders (VT)
Welch (VT)

The other 85 voted to fund genocide.
April 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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🚨Georgetown University Law Center students are detailing which law firms have caved and which have stood up to the Trump regime. They have created this spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Please share widely.
Legal Industry Responses to Fascist Attacks Tracker (Public)
docs.google.com
April 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."
April 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.

They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I cannot emphasize this enough: no one will remember the shutdown even happened when it’s time to vote next year. One way or the other!
March 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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BREAKING: The U.S. Treasury Department has said it would not enforce an anti-money laundering law that obliges millions of business entities to disclose the identities of their real beneficial owners, per Reuters
March 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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EMERGENCY PIECE: Elon Musk Wants to Get Operational Control of the Treasury’s Payment System. This Could Not Possibly Be More Dangerous. Worse, exclusive new information revealed here explicate how Musk’s actions relate to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

(Link at the end)
February 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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... uh, if you're a federal employee considering this, let me strongly recommend you retain your own lawyer to prepare an opinion letter to you saying they think you will actually get all of this.

So at least then you can sue the lawyer when Trump & Musk inevitably pull the rug out from under you.
NEW: OPM is sending a follow-up email to at least some employees from the [email protected] email address stating, "We have received a number of questions regarding the deferred resignation program. Below are our top FAQs."

It then lists these four Q&As, also on the OPM site: www.opm.gov/fork/faq
January 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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1/x thread 🧵

The Hyde Amendment has blocked abortion access for programs like Medicaid (30% of Black women & 24% of Latinas aged 15 to 44) & Indian Health Service(60% of Native ppl) SINCE 1976. A world with Roe was never a world with access for all. Ever.
January 25, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Alright cis-dudes, and by cis-dudes, I also mean queer cis-dudes as well, here is the philosophical justification why you should accept the L of being lumped in with “all men.”

But first, some necessary reading from George Yancy.
March 1, 2024 at 11:26 PM