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D0G DR00L
@lawngnome.bsky.social
USA📍🇺🇸 | Dog Father🐾 | GO SF GIANTS ⚾️

Just a law nerd shit posting political garbage.
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I got a lobotomy done at Toyotathon.
The United States hasn’t been a Democracy for many years, but we’re not ready for that conversation.
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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i don't know what a president is, sounds illegal
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Happy birthday. I got you some jumper cables since you like to start shit.
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You want me to get in the car? The thing that killed Princess Diana?
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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psyching up phil collins before he goes in the booth: you'll be fine. just say susussudio a bunch of times
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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if I slipped and fell on ice and like 30 people all started laughing and calling me a pussy I’d for sure kill myself
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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@velshi.com

Where is the comparison between the attacks on Hunter and the Bidens vs Trump and his family

Maybe if we had impeached Trump for emoluments last time

Maybe if that part of the constitution was mentioned when we talk about Trump's enrichment - mentioned how illegal it is
#velshi
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I’m ready for Baseball season to start.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter holding a gun makes me wanna support loose gun control laws, cause she looks so good doing it
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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greenland should have a nuclear weapon
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Good morning to everyone except the people responsible for the AI bubble in the US economy.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Perhaps you could give me a light thrashing with a sprig of holly?
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Making karaté noises at the deli tryna scare the ham slices
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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I love how this Bears team refuses to play football until 55 minutes into the game. Disney-ass team.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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shart (shit + fart)
January 11, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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If you’re over 5’3 you should buy a gun. If you’re under 5’3 you should buy a gun and a steppy stool
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
If Renee Good were MAGA, we’d be getting martial law in the US as we speak. Fuck the Trump Regime.
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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Im so mature that to me adult content is just content
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
RIP Bob Weir.
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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If you agree its time to impeach and remove Kristi Noem, heres how you can make your voice heard:
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
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January 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Just rewatched the movie “The Rescuers” and it did not disappoint. Penny is a bad ass.
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I fully support Kristi Noem’s right… to be thrown straight the fuck into prison.
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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2026
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM