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Lawyer Phil
@lawyerphil.bsky.social
South Dakota Attorney
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Your doomposts do not impress me. They do not make me laugh. They do not make me feel like you are on my side.

If you wanna curl up into a ball and die, go do it on your own time, and keep it to yourself. I want to interact with people willing to put in the work to fight.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Buy stock in Iowa Women's Basketball #wbb #iowa #Hawkeyes #B1G
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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Murdering a wife and mother.

Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.

Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.

They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Being an #Iowa football fan, I feel like Bears fans are feeling right now every week, for at least two months, EVERY YEAR. It's a Drug. #NFL #Bears #Packers #Hawkeyes
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Absolutely. We have to fight these monsters with every lever of power we can reach.
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something.

You had a chance to give them power.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
@immdef.bsky.social @immdef.bsky.social please message me if you could use the pro bono services of an attorney.
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
#iowa #wbb #hawkeyes were sloppy, off, and totally screwed by officiating. They beat #northwestern comfortably on the road. I don't know how to feel.
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The incompetence bowl is over. It was a classic. #steelers #ravens #nfl #whowantsitless
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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So here’s the thing - in Normal Times, yeah, being the unnamed source is useful and can help head off problems.

We’re not in Normal Times.

Either sign your name to your resistance against the fascist regime, or back it up with sabotage receipts, otherwise you’re just clout chasing.
A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview:

"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Don’t sleep on Iowa! Another special election win for Dems! 🇺🇸
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Whatever your idea is about the American labor system and how it “should” work… you need to tip more. Just tip more. Tip generously. Tip!
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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guy who thought of "Wicked" watching Wizard of Oz as a kid: What if the witch and the scarecrow boned
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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You don’t redact every mention of your name from The Pedophile Chronicles unless you’re guilty as fuck
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The feds have been subpoenaing hospitals that provide care for trans kids, asking for ALL their records, including confidential patient records. Hospitals have (mostly) been complying. We parents are scared of being prosecuted, but also because they're MAKING A LIST.

www.kut.org/politics/202...
The state is making a list of transgender Texans. It’s using driver's licenses to help.
A year after the state blocked transgender Texans from updating their state IDs, it has collected information on more than 100 people who have tried. Officials won’t say what they’re using the list fo...
www.kut.org
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fuck #NFL fuck #ACL
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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As Trump's power wanes, he will become more dangerous. Even though he's losing his political power, he will retain the powers of the presidency.
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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You've likely seen already, but I won't take the chance that you haven't!

@garygulman.bsky.social FTW!

youtu.be/dLECCmKnrys?...
Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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That's called a Dictatorship.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Can't count on #NFL #EAGLES #PHI to do anything right.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Fire Butker.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Fuck Jeff Kent #mlb #giants #HOF
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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A date which will live in infamy.

Today, we commemorate the more than 2,400 Americans who were lost during the attack on Pearl Harbor.

We are forever indebted to the courage of those who stood up for democracy and freedom — and we will never forget their sacrifice.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM