Leah
@leapolitan.bsky.social
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
Current hobbies include screaming into a pillow and going outside at night to beg the aliens to take me
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Current hobbies include screaming into a pillow and going outside at night to beg the aliens to take me
Feeling blessed because I got a Popeyes biscuit that actually wasn’t too dry
June 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Feeling blessed because I got a Popeyes biscuit that actually wasn’t too dry
Watching Nathan Fielder fly a plane is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv this year
May 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Watching Nathan Fielder fly a plane is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv this year
If my dog were a knight his name would be Sir Toots-a-lot
March 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If my dog were a knight his name would be Sir Toots-a-lot
Drinking Pinot noir because the label says it’s good with roast chicken and chicken wings are basically roast chicken
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Drinking Pinot noir because the label says it’s good with roast chicken and chicken wings are basically roast chicken
Chicken wings and champagne for New Year’s Eve hell yeah
January 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Chicken wings and champagne for New Year’s Eve hell yeah
Been playing Stardew Valley for a month straight so I think I can add farmer to my resume now
December 28, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Been playing Stardew Valley for a month straight so I think I can add farmer to my resume now
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Me: Yes! Early night! So tired.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
December 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Me: Yes! Early night! So tired.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
Can’t believe I slept so long on Stardew Valley because now I wish I could live there
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Can’t believe I slept so long on Stardew Valley because now I wish I could live there
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“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
-I whisper as I leave my house
December 15, 2024 at 4:04 AM
“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
-I whisper as I leave my house
My dog’s best magic trick is making socks disappear and throwing them up later
December 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM
My dog’s best magic trick is making socks disappear and throwing them up later
Listening to Future Islands because I’m a little depressed but still wanna dance
December 9, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Listening to Future Islands because I’m a little depressed but still wanna dance
Doing chores in Stardew Valley: 😃
Doing chores in real life: 😡
Doing chores in real life: 😡
December 8, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Doing chores in Stardew Valley: 😃
Doing chores in real life: 😡
Doing chores in real life: 😡
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Nothing a few churros wouldn't fix
December 8, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Nothing a few churros wouldn't fix
I’m so glad I have a therapy appointment Monday since Manchester United just ruined my weekend yet again
December 7, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I’m so glad I have a therapy appointment Monday since Manchester United just ruined my weekend yet again
Dreams really do come true
November 30, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Dreams really do come true
Welp I accidentally made my little niece cry so Thanksgiving is going great
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Welp I accidentally made my little niece cry so Thanksgiving is going great
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Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring
It’s crazy how my dog can be terrible and the best boy at the same time
November 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
It’s crazy how my dog can be terrible and the best boy at the same time