Leonardo
@leonardo12345.bsky.social
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On the pitch, you need that hunger…
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
On the pitch, you need that hunger…
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Mordor. Tough place to go
March 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Mordor. Tough place to go
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Musing about the dark patterns you could build into a stadium design to cement home advantage
1/ screens showing the opposition making mistakes or missing penalties around their dressing room
1/ screens showing the opposition making mistakes or missing penalties around their dressing room
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Musing about the dark patterns you could build into a stadium design to cement home advantage
1/ screens showing the opposition making mistakes or missing penalties around their dressing room
1/ screens showing the opposition making mistakes or missing penalties around their dressing room
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💹 PL GW28 matchups
This weekend's PL projections via betting markets:
🔹 projected goals & clean sheet odds
🔹 top rated attacks & defences
🔹 WDL odds
🔹 #FPL assistant manager projections
This weekend's PL projections via betting markets:
🔹 projected goals & clean sheet odds
🔹 top rated attacks & defences
🔹 WDL odds
🔹 #FPL assistant manager projections
March 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
💹 PL GW28 matchups
This weekend's PL projections via betting markets:
🔹 projected goals & clean sheet odds
🔹 top rated attacks & defences
🔹 WDL odds
🔹 #FPL assistant manager projections
This weekend's PL projections via betting markets:
🔹 projected goals & clean sheet odds
🔹 top rated attacks & defences
🔹 WDL odds
🔹 #FPL assistant manager projections
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February 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism”
Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”
Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”
#bbclaurak
Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”
Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”
#bbclaurak
February 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism”
Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”
Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”
#bbclaurak
Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”
Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”
#bbclaurak
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Happy 22nd February to those who celebrate
February 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy 22nd February to those who celebrate
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They can’t park the bus
February 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
They can’t park the bus
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He makes himself big
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
He makes himself big
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January 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Misspelt Chewbacca at Star Wars Club yesterday. Bit of a wookiee mistake, really.
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Misspelt Chewbacca at Star Wars Club yesterday. Bit of a wookiee mistake, really.
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January 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
January 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
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Repurpose Christmas cards to save money
January 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Repurpose Christmas cards to save money
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Obi-Wan: Ani
Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?!
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki—
Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE
Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?!
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki—
Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE
December 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Obi-Wan: Ani
Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?!
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki—
Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE
Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?!
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki—
Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE
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Everyone is bragging about their M&S Turkeys when the true main course (as featured in the Nativity) is the Lidl Donkey.
December 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Everyone is bragging about their M&S Turkeys when the true main course (as featured in the Nativity) is the Lidl Donkey.
Life hack!
Pretend you have friends by ordering 1 glass of white & 1 glass of red whenever you go to the bar!
Sadly, you will also look stood-up, so need to be pretend to be mad and look around occasionally.
Pretend you have friends by ordering 1 glass of white & 1 glass of red whenever you go to the bar!
Sadly, you will also look stood-up, so need to be pretend to be mad and look around occasionally.
December 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Life hack!
Pretend you have friends by ordering 1 glass of white & 1 glass of red whenever you go to the bar!
Sadly, you will also look stood-up, so need to be pretend to be mad and look around occasionally.
Pretend you have friends by ordering 1 glass of white & 1 glass of red whenever you go to the bar!
Sadly, you will also look stood-up, so need to be pretend to be mad and look around occasionally.
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Self employed people!
Don't miss out on Secret Santa.
Simply get stinking drunk and go on eBay.
A few days later you'll receive something you don’t want from someone you hate.
Don't miss out on Secret Santa.
Simply get stinking drunk and go on eBay.
A few days later you'll receive something you don’t want from someone you hate.
December 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Self employed people!
Don't miss out on Secret Santa.
Simply get stinking drunk and go on eBay.
A few days later you'll receive something you don’t want from someone you hate.
Don't miss out on Secret Santa.
Simply get stinking drunk and go on eBay.
A few days later you'll receive something you don’t want from someone you hate.
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Must be Amad time to be a Man City fan.
December 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Must be Amad time to be a Man City fan.
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Scholars don't really know what the actual birth date of Jesus was, but biblical evidence points towards the spring.
Die Hard ACTUALLY takes place on 24/25th December.
Therefore Die Hard is more of a Christmas story than the Nativity and primary schools should perform it every year instead.
Die Hard ACTUALLY takes place on 24/25th December.
Therefore Die Hard is more of a Christmas story than the Nativity and primary schools should perform it every year instead.
December 13, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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