Tylenol Joe
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A woodblock calendar in a place where spirits get eaten. Forever running towards serenity and finding tranquility.
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Freedom is about the recognition of necessity and the ability to transform reality.
Freedom is about the recognition of necessity and the ability to transform reality.
May 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Freedom is about the recognition of necessity and the ability to transform reality.
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People dislike language policing so much, God was like, “do not take my name in vain or you will burn forever!” And we were like “well I wasn’t really planning on it, but since you didn’t want me to…”
March 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People dislike language policing so much, God was like, “do not take my name in vain or you will burn forever!” And we were like “well I wasn’t really planning on it, but since you didn’t want me to…”
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Meanwhile over on the other place, rightwing free speech warriors (this guy is a former DeSantis campaign staffer) are calling for me to be denaturalized and deported because they don’t like my political speech. This is what fascism and racism looks like, folks.
March 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meanwhile over on the other place, rightwing free speech warriors (this guy is a former DeSantis campaign staffer) are calling for me to be denaturalized and deported because they don’t like my political speech. This is what fascism and racism looks like, folks.
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March 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It takes a special kinda stupid to be in the Maga cult.
March 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It takes a special kinda stupid to be in the Maga cult.
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The Onion 'Streaming Guide'
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March 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Onion 'Streaming Guide'
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What Trump & Musk both believe and their actions betray is that black people are inferior to white people and none of them are qualified to hold any job they consider prestigious or important.
That’s it. There’s no need to decode DEI any further.
That’s it. There’s no need to decode DEI any further.
March 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What Trump & Musk both believe and their actions betray is that black people are inferior to white people and none of them are qualified to hold any job they consider prestigious or important.
That’s it. There’s no need to decode DEI any further.
That’s it. There’s no need to decode DEI any further.
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New Fitness Tracker Monitors Amount Of Exercise Users Watch On TV
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March 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New Fitness Tracker Monitors Amount Of Exercise Users Watch On TV
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Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
SAN FRANCISCO—Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to...
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March 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once
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they want to murder kids. these policies will cause children to die. republicans want to hurt your kids
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*CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS
*CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS
*CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS
*CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS
March 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
they want to murder kids. these policies will cause children to die. republicans want to hurt your kids
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Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’
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“The right invented the term Trump Derangement Syndrome to dismiss analysis of Trump’s autocratic tendencies,” our columnist Michelle Goldberg writes. “But the real derangement lies in either the refusal or the inability to see Trump clearly.”
Opinion | The Right’s Trump Derangement Syndrome
They keep pretending the president is someone he’s not.
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March 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
“The right invented the term Trump Derangement Syndrome to dismiss analysis of Trump’s autocratic tendencies,” our columnist Michelle Goldberg writes. “But the real derangement lies in either the refusal or the inability to see Trump clearly.”
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i strongly believe there should be a moratorium on election advice from weird antisocial losers who would struggle to order a pizza on the phone
"the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
i strongly believe there should be a moratorium on election advice from weird antisocial losers who would struggle to order a pizza on the phone
It sucks when you can't dream at night! 😭
March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It sucks when you can't dream at night! 😭
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Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race
March 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race
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This #Iowa bill is so incredibly stupid and dangerous. Iowans will have to cross state lines to get the covid vaccines, and people on Medicaid might be unable to get vaccinated at all.
Living in unvaccinated communities will be dangerous.
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Living in unvaccinated communities will be dangerous.
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Bill banning mRNA vaccines in Iowa passes subcommittee • Iowa Capital Dispatch
Health care providers could face a misdemeanor charge and fines of $500 for administering mRNA vaccines under the bill.
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March 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This #Iowa bill is so incredibly stupid and dangerous. Iowans will have to cross state lines to get the covid vaccines, and people on Medicaid might be unable to get vaccinated at all.
Living in unvaccinated communities will be dangerous.
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Living in unvaccinated communities will be dangerous.
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Seen yesterday on a public bus in Heidelberg, Germany.
March 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Seen yesterday on a public bus in Heidelberg, Germany.
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'Stop the Ethnic Cleansing': Watch and Read the Most Powerful Oscars Speech for Years
'Stop the Ethnic Cleansing': Watch and Read the Most Powerful Oscars Speech for Years
Remarkable and historic speeches from both Palestinian co-director Basel Adra and Israeli co-director Yuval Abraham, after their film 'No Other Land' won the Oscar for Best Documentary.
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March 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
'Stop the Ethnic Cleansing': Watch and Read the Most Powerful Oscars Speech for Years
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Sure, everyone loves Conan’s Kendrick/Drake joke, but I hope he realizes that he’ll never be asked to host a Degrassi reunion now
March 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sure, everyone loves Conan’s Kendrick/Drake joke, but I hope he realizes that he’ll never be asked to host a Degrassi reunion now
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Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
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March 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
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Anyone else get the urge to just say fuck a job and have all you can eat sushi with friends with cigarettes as the dessert?
March 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Anyone else get the urge to just say fuck a job and have all you can eat sushi with friends with cigarettes as the dessert?
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Desensitized ‘Prairie Home Companion’ Fan Seeks Out Gentler And Gentler Material
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March 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Desensitized ‘Prairie Home Companion’ Fan Seeks Out Gentler And Gentler Material
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Dark times call for reckless purchases.
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March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Dark times call for reckless purchases.
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