They sold the World Cup to arseholes a long time ago but I still feel like this is a new low? Maybe just another low, either way it made me feel slightly nauseous and it hasn’t even started yet!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, Franz Liszt, Ferenc Puskas, Laszlo Biro, Adrien Brody, Joseph Pulitzer, bloke who invented the Rubiks Cube - can you hear us bloke who invented the Rubik's Cube? Solve that in 6+ minutes of added time!

“Trump & Brexit are not 2 different things. They are the same thing. Same companies. Same data. Same Facebook. Same Russians. Same Cambridge Analytica. Same Robert Mercer. Same Steve Bannon. Same Breitbart. Same Alexander Nix. Same Donald Trump. Same Nigel Farage” @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
👇 #BBC

At the risk of sounding like a government spokesperson, I wonder if we're too gloomy. NHS waiting times are falling, as are net migration numbers. Growth hasn't been fast, but it's improved. Real wages are growing. Inflation is a bit sticky, but much reduced.

Great work from #AVFC on this Duran deal, the guy is clearly talented but loooks an absolute pain in the arse to coach and play with. Getting so much money for him is brilliant and ends the ridiculous “debate” for him to start #goodbusiness #UTV

I see this and the fact it will just get brushed off as nothing, there will be no action taken and I really feel for Wayne Hennessey #football #epl

Fucking hell.

Honestly, day of the jackal is incredible TV, the acting is brilliant from everyone but it’s so smart and action packed as a story too. My new fave show

Loving this guys face at the #snooker 😂👏🏻

Finished #agathaallalong and loved it, also have a new song in my head, all day, forever it would seem……..down, down, down the road……oh not again 🙄

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

I never know how helpful 'Imagine ifs' are - although I am partial to reminding people of the media meltdowns when Diane Abbott had a mojito on a train - but seriously, imagine a major Labour politician publicly advertising this level of pant-wetting ignorance. He is shadow *Justice Secretary* ffs.

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

Have seen some complaining that this place is just going to be a “lefty” echo chamber but after consideration, I don’t care. Surely social media doesn’t need to be about hearing all sides, especially if those views are absolutely abhorrent to you?