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Liam/doktorb
@liampr1.bsky.social
45yo content consumer. I'm taking notes.. Alligator in chains by the park gates.
My #ESC250 votes this year

Thanks again for organising this @songfestival.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I do look forward to this time of the year. As ever, I won't overthink and over-engineer. It's all just a bit of fun after all.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
TikTok has recommended this Live stream for me, which as you can see is Gregg Wallace hoiking kitchenware to an audience of under 500. Maybe this is why Alan Partridge doesn't always work, because fallen celebrities are now more desperate than the character ever was.
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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This is like if Linda won #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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And so the Taskmaster becomes the apprentice #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Nick looks so upset, I don’t think he should play mean games. I bet he feels awful when people land on his Mayfair square with a hotel on it in Monopoly #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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can't wait for the big reveal at the end that Nick Mohammed is actually 6'4" but has pretending to be a short king to look more trustworthy #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The blindsider becomes the blindsided #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Welcome to Endgame*

(*indoors if wet)

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Avanti West Coast if you try to use their WiFi:

#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The HS2 of video games.
‘GTA 6’ has once again been delayed.

It is now currently set to release on November 19th, 2026.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I’ve found my new Doctor #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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PLEASE commission a buddy comedy with Nick and Joe where they have to continuously wear their outfits from this roundtable with no explanation to viewers
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Suggestion: #CelebTraitors but with the cast taken from all the presenters of regional TV you see at the end of the 6 o'clock news
OK hear me out. Celebrity Traitors but with the cast of Slow Horses, all in character.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The joy of Celebrity Traitors has been Nick Mohammedo’s food commentar: “Lasagne!” “Dumplings!”
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Joe Marler vs Gravity <3 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The massive contrast between #CelebTraitors, appointment television, being trialed by Celebrity Apprentice, a haunted wank-sock .
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Pro tip: the elevation in your heart rate due to reading the news counts as exercise
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I've become an "oofer". Sit down: "ooof". Stand up: "ooof". The "ooof" is real, I can't avoid the "oof".
Have you started making action noises when you need to get up or down from the floor or a low chair
Millennials.

Have y’all started to hold onto surfaces for support to bend over and pick something up yet?

Because a counter HATES to see me coming 😂
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I feel like Kate has accused herself of being a Traitor more than anybody else has accused her #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Priorities
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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me waking up in the morning after a refreshing three hours' sleep
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM