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Josh Roseman | Writer, PMP, Pogonotropher, Dog Lover
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When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner. | Insta/Threads/X: Listener42 | Books: http://tiny.cc/jr_az
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Wow, that video seems like it has compelling information. Unfortunately, watching it would take at least ten times as long as reading an article covering the same material, so I won't be clicking play.
February 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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January 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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every time
January 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
January 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
For such a big dog she can certainly make herself look small.
January 8, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Watching episode 4 of Percy Jackson. I know how expensive it is to get a sleeper car on an Amtrak train. They gave Percy $200 and some drachmas. How did they afford this train trip?
January 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It's mind-boggling how many people STILL don't wear masks correctly, almost FOUR YEARS after COVID arrived. I saw at least four chin diapers at the grocery store this week.
January 3, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Your annual reminder that just because people make a lot of money telling you to hate your body in this, Hate Your Body Season, you are not required to believe them.
January 3, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Draft 1 of my sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure novel is DONE! Holy cow! #amwriting #scifi
December 4, 2023 at 2:46 PM
104,300 words done on my sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure novel. 137 "pages" written, 22 to go. My goal is to finish it by the end of the year. Onward!
November 6, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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every so often i see the word "ooey" and get mad because it doesn't mean anything. if it meant anything on its own it would mean "gooey" but it doesn't, it's used to modify gooey. nothing is ever ooey salty or ooey crunchy
November 6, 2023 at 3:26 PM
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There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”
November 6, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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November 6, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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I just saw a heartwarming bank commercial in which an earnest young man talks about how easy it was to get a personal loan.

To pay for his cancer treatment.

And even though I have never lived anywhere else but here, I am fucking thunderstruck by the brokenness of this country.
October 31, 2023 at 6:08 AM
I got a new Eleanor Roosevelt quarter today. It seems lighter than other quarters. Did the Mint change the composition of quarters?
October 25, 2023 at 2:19 PM
"Like a good neighbor, @statefarm.bsky.social is there." I don't know about you, but to me a good neighbor is one that leaves me the hell alone and doesn't make a lot of noise.
October 8, 2023 at 8:02 PM
It's a stupid little annoyance, but I hate how, on my Mac, when Chrome is maximized, if I download a file the new download popup makes the window edge down a few pixels and I have to drag it back into place.
October 5, 2023 at 11:41 AM
My sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure novel is up to 76,000 words in its first draft. 91 pages out of 159 (I had to add another one) are complete; 68 more to go. I still have two entire story arcs to write from scratch in addition to the three main ones I've been working on already.
October 4, 2023 at 7:07 PM
I was planning, at 2:19, to say to everyone on the floor (I'm in the office today), "nobody panic; the Thing is about to happen." So of course the Thing happened at 2:18, preempting me.

I was psyching myself up for like fifteen minutes for that.
October 4, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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Trent Reznor is 58 years old. “Closer” came out 30 years ago. You’re welcome
September 28, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Last week in #fantasyfootball, my opponent in one league had Mahomes against the woeful Bears. This week, my opponent in the other league has Mahomes against the woeful Jets. My team is good, but is it good enough to survive Mahomes?
September 27, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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Today, you can order four free COVID tests.

Go here: www.covid.gov/tests

Pass it on.
September 25, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Wrote almost 8000 words this morning on my sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure book. Yes, some of them were copy-paste (that happens when you write CYOA) but they still count. 81 more "pages" to go and then I'm done.
September 25, 2023 at 1:37 PM
If the express lane is going slower than the regular lanes, then the tolls should be lifted. I will not take any questions at this time.
September 20, 2023 at 8:38 PM