@listingportside.bsky.social
Recovering spokesmodel. Aspiring trust fund hippie.
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To men, both straight and gay, who have power and influence: try hard - like really hard - to not be a total fucking perv. Once you get a taste of the sway you carry, it’s apparently really difficult to not be a creepy skank. But try.
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
To men, both straight and gay, who have power and influence: try hard - like really hard - to not be a total fucking perv. Once you get a taste of the sway you carry, it’s apparently really difficult to not be a creepy skank. But try.
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Breaking | Trump orders airstrikes to aid Nigerian Christians despite Stephen Miller's frantic cries that Nigerian Christians are Black.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Breaking | Trump orders airstrikes to aid Nigerian Christians despite Stephen Miller's frantic cries that Nigerian Christians are Black.
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social called it weeks ago.
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social called it weeks ago.
I look forward to hearing about CECOT’s education and job training programs. I hear the vegetarian spa cuisine is excellent.
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I look forward to hearing about CECOT’s education and job training programs. I hear the vegetarian spa cuisine is excellent.
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
BREAKING: Fred has donned his gay apparel.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Fred has donned his gay apparel.
Shhhh. Quiet Piggy. #86/47.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Shhhh. Quiet Piggy. #86/47.
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Donald Trump is too simple-minded to realize that when he brags about the White House's tacky new Caesars Palace Ballroom being "privately funded," he's admitting to taking bribes from influence peddlers, millionaires, and corporations that want something from him.
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Donald Trump is too simple-minded to realize that when he brags about the White House's tacky new Caesars Palace Ballroom being "privately funded," he's admitting to taking bribes from influence peddlers, millionaires, and corporations that want something from him.
Little Medina Ohio. We had a blast.
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Little Medina Ohio. We had a blast.
Fred’s shameless campaign for the Nobel Peace prize ends in disappointment after he’s disqualified for excessive barking.
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fred’s shameless campaign for the Nobel Peace prize ends in disappointment after he’s disqualified for excessive barking.
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This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
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Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/
1. If Trump pardons Maxwell it makes him look guilty.
2. If he doesn’t pardon her she’ll squeal on him and his buddies.
3. If she has an “oopsie” and dies in jail the finger points at him.
He’s screwed in any event.
2. If he doesn’t pardon her she’ll squeal on him and his buddies.
3. If she has an “oopsie” and dies in jail the finger points at him.
He’s screwed in any event.
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
1. If Trump pardons Maxwell it makes him look guilty.
2. If he doesn’t pardon her she’ll squeal on him and his buddies.
3. If she has an “oopsie” and dies in jail the finger points at him.
He’s screwed in any event.
2. If he doesn’t pardon her she’ll squeal on him and his buddies.
3. If she has an “oopsie” and dies in jail the finger points at him.
He’s screwed in any event.
Trump can’t shut up about fentanyl. I just assumed by now they were putting it in our bread and cereal so no one would be deficient.
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Trump can’t shut up about fentanyl. I just assumed by now they were putting it in our bread and cereal so no one would be deficient.
My working theory is that Americans are in a foul mood bc they’re all constipated from this obsession with eating vast amounts of protein.
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My working theory is that Americans are in a foul mood bc they’re all constipated from this obsession with eating vast amounts of protein.
ALL ENLISTED MEN WILL NOW BE REQUIRED TO GROW A THICK, LUXURIOUS HEAD OF HAIR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
ALL ENLISTED MEN WILL NOW BE REQUIRED TO GROW A THICK, LUXURIOUS HEAD OF HAIR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Didn’t get raptured bc my carry-on bag was too big.
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Didn’t get raptured bc my carry-on bag was too big.
Who else is wearing sequins to the rapture tomorrow?
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who else is wearing sequins to the rapture tomorrow?
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"If the United States could only see what the United States is doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States to save the United States from the tyranny of the United States"
ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃⁿ ᵘⁿᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ
ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃⁿ ᵘⁿᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
"If the United States could only see what the United States is doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States to save the United States from the tyranny of the United States"
ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃⁿ ᵘⁿᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ
ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃⁿ ᵘⁿᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ
You gotta be kinkier than a cheap garden hose to be banging chicks with no arms.
September 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You gotta be kinkier than a cheap garden hose to be banging chicks with no arms.
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EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature