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@littledizzy.bsky.social
recovering auburn fan, ticketing gremlin + occasional concert promoter
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Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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there have been five turnovers since your mother left my house
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Surrender Boer
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Gotta throw out the shoes and socks and everything, full bad shrimp aftermath type situation
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Just told Twitter Lane's going to the Falcons, be blessed everyone
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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people would like hugh freeze more if he acted exactly like mr. freeze in batman and robin (1997).
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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this is stella: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont use that word!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Really well-reported stuff from @bycasagrande.bsky.social here.

Alabama athletics uses a company to scalp its own tickets on the secondary marketplace, including some it revoked from season-ticket holders this offseason
www.al.com/alabamafootb...
Alabama revoked football tickets, disrupted shadow market and quietly built its own
Alabama in January began revoking football season tickets from fans it believed was selling all their seats to ticket brokers. What happened to those tickets and who is profiting from the sales?
www.al.com
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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they got Michael Jordan to leave a casino to attend this game
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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When you ask Mississippi State why they're playing Southern Miss in Hattiesbrug.
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war.

If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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bill belichick texting his 49 year old future father in law: Happy Father's Day, Son .
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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(nick saban quiet but exhausted press conference voice) we just gotta get back to fuckin and suckin
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
he's 74, his mind has to be blown by even the most modest of tricks on it
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social is getting aggregated again
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Yall go Venmo Bo some money since our dumbass President is shutting down his bar for a day
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Wait the Eagles are getting Jihaad Campbell????
April 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Go Birds!
April 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Amazing things can happen when you get up in the morning and keep doing the work of punching the ocean in the motherfucking face
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

world’s on fire so I can’t give a lot, but Hugh Freeze’s buyout is $20,312,000 so I figure that’s a number that can get Auburn involved in the fun this year
April 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Hi, this guy: fucking idiot. Matty Y: fucking idiot. David French: Fucking idiot. Ezra Klein: Fucking idiot. Every equivocating rhetorical gymnast undergrad-proud of their only right man in the world substack or podcast: Fucking idiots.

None of this was hard. Fucking. Idiots.
“Nobody knew how bad.”
April 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Y’all let’s get this good girl to a loving home
March 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I;m thinking about thos Beans
March 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM