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Langhorne
@ljtweed.bsky.social
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Podcaster, cripple, curmudgeon.
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ljtweed.bsky.social
I went to Texas and met Irish TV star Dara Ó Briain. He was there recording the eclipse in "sunny" Austin for his upcoming sequel to Wonders of the Moon on Channel 5.
April 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
ljtweed.bsky.social
Truly an insane work culture we have here in the U.S.
April 3, 2024 at 12:03 AM
ljtweed.bsky.social
I have a Crow shadow in my house. I should post that some day.
chaosmonkey.bsky.social Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · Apr 2
Crow with his "hair" "slicked back" is always so fucking funny.
Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo of MST3K dressed fancy for an awards show.
April 2, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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ashhiggins.bsky.social
I mean everyone is all "John Wick, The Punisher, SquareJaw McGunBonner!" No. Bugs does not kill. He makes you *regret*
April 2, 2024 at 2:28 AM
ljtweed.bsky.social
Proof of how little reporting is required to report to be a reporter.
Baltimore Key Bridge collapse latest updates: 6 workers presumed dead as recovery efforts resume
Follow along for live updates after a container ship crashed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
www.yahoo.com
March 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
ljtweed.bsky.social
Bummer. Another actor I was fortunate enough to work with has died. A great actor and a great guy. #memmetwalsh
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
March 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
I feel seen.
the image is of a plant nursery. The caption reads, "ask your ancestors, seek their wisdom, let them guide you. My ancestors:" The sign at the plant nursery reads BOG DWELLERS AND HEAVY DRINKERS.
March 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
thinking about the dope as hell WWII bomber plane + rotten zombies segment of HEAVY METAL (1981). It's perfect.
March 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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inventingreality.bsky.social
#indieauthor #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #author #writers
March 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
the delicate balance of power
The scene is set somewhere deep inside a human body, as two weird little blob guys are seen chewing on the floor of a large wet mass, presumably the tissue of a body. A differently shaped blob, with craggy lines in it like a stone of some sort appears at the corner, interrupting the reverie of the first two blobs and brandishing a knife as he warns that "you microplastic punks better fuck off, this is lead turf." The two types of blob dudes are swept up in a violent brawl. One microplastic tears at a lead guy's skull with his teeth while, elsewhere a lead has a plastic pinned down and swings at him wildly with a bloody knife. It is a bloody, terrible scene of savage cruelty and animosity. The scene pans out further to show a human's head in silhouette, an x-ray of his brain showing it as a soggy and torn up mass of blood and flesh. We zoom out further to see the man within whom this battle rages, him unaware, a contented smile on his face as he says "I can legally operate a forklift.
March 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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diane.dianeduane.com
“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?” … #GNUTerryPratchett
Terry Pratchett and Death playing chess
March 12, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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cait.bsky.social
i cannot express the pure animal fear this image just invoked in me. if my car broke down and i saw one of these driving toward me i would just start running as fast as i could in any direction and never return
dylanmeconis.bsky.social Dylan Meconis @dylanmeconis.bsky.social · Mar 10
I see you’re unacquainted with the famed Toe Trucks of Seattle past
Stock photo of two pink novelty tow trucks with literal giant toes sticking up from the cab, labeled “Lincoln’s Toe Truck”
March 10, 2024 at 4:06 AM
ljtweed.bsky.social
Is it any surprise that Trumpers are not only stupid but pure evil?
helenkennedy.bsky.social Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · Mar 10
Alabama magats are having a moment.
Beks @antifaoperative Alabama young republicans county vice chairman & Senator Tom Butler's campaign chairman, Kyle Lewter, has been arrested for sexual torture & murder. Photo of Lewter emblazoned with ALABAMA for TRUMP 10:25 AM • 3/9/24 From Earth • 4.4M Views
March 11, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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mr2600.bsky.social
March 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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maryrobinettekowal.com
I feel like the Goblin axis is cats and the disaster axis is dogs.
alepresser.com Ale @alepresser.com · Jul 19
OK, HEAR ME OUT
It's a regular DnD aligment chart, but there are new itens. On top, there a "Goblin" right after goo, neutral and evil, and on the botton there is "Disaster" right after lawful, Neutral and Chaotic. The results are: Lawful Goblin, Neutral Goblin, Chaotic Gobiln, and then "Full of good intentions Disaster", "Just a disaster", "An Evil Disaster" and the last one is "Disaster Goblin".
March 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
ljtweed.bsky.social
That clown was never normal.
March 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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scalzi.com
I hate that I did actually laugh out loud at this
mementomorty.bsky.social Memento (new) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · Mar 6
this version of closer goes so hard 🤘
Goofy's head photoshopped on Trent Reznor's body with the lyrics: You being me closer to garsh I wanna hyuck you like an animal
March 6, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
the next fuckable popcorn bucket just dropped
a ghostbusters: frozen empire molded plastic promotional popcorn bucket shaped like Slimer that pretty much just looks like he's hurling up popcorn into a smaller popcorn bucket
March 3, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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mikemaihack.com
Death and coffee (& 🥧)
February 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
ljtweed.bsky.social
Me in every situation.
nedraggett.bsky.social Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · Feb 25
Live your life like Pedro Pascal unexpected getting a SAG award and saying “I’m a little drunk. I thought I could get drunk.”
Pedro Pascal accepting his SAG award, which he clearly thought he wasn't going to win, which explains why his shirt is half open and he looks a little "Whuh?"
February 25, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage
a head of napa cabbage styled to look like appa from avatar the last airbender, a mythical flying water bison with an arrow on its head
February 19, 2024 at 2:18 AM
ljtweed.bsky.social
I only had Celery Stalks at Midnight as a kid. My adult self had a very kid moment when I found out there was more Bunnicula.
February 17, 2024 at 10:23 AM
ljtweed.bsky.social
This doesn't sound good for me.
February 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM