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Lloyd Pancakes
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Denver born and raised. Houston resident. All Denver professional sports team fan… except the Rockies until the Monforts sell. Until then ‘Stros. I’m very popular and well received on Instagram
Can you imagine being a Yankees fan and still rooting for the BoSox?
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This game makes everyone wonder if the dumpster fire that is Penn State is actually good?!?!
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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lmao
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as “a community preventative thing”
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as "a community preventative thing"
www.mediamatters.org
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Denver's win clinches the Broncos a top-6 seed, and eliminates the Texans from the #1 seed contention.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible.

Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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What did State Farm know?
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Me: Man, I haven’t had a drink in a few weeks, starting to feel pretty go—

HOLIDAYS.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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All the Chiefs fans said goodnight
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Haahahaha. FUKC. Assclown fuckfaces
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Feeling a pick 6 here
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Prediction: Speaker Mike Johnson will not have seen the Epstein story as he is busy opening up the Government and doing the work that the American People and God sent him to do.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Teams up 18 points with 6 minutes to go were 1602-0 in the last 1602 games. It is now 1602-1. #BroncosCountry
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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GIANTS FANS TAKING HARD Ls ALL OVER THE CITY
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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The Denver Broncos are going to win the Super Bowl
October 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bo Nix baaaaabbbbbbbbbyyyyyyy
September 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Let’s try this again
September 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM