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Well, I thought it was funny
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I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now
May 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now
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In Rocky IV, the Russians categorically denied that Ivan Drago was on steroids, then went ahead and gave him steroids! That’s essentially why I don’t trust them in peace talks.
May 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In Rocky IV, the Russians categorically denied that Ivan Drago was on steroids, then went ahead and gave him steroids! That’s essentially why I don’t trust them in peace talks.
Nice to see you, to see you…
May 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nice to see you, to see you…
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Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out
April 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out
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A Chinese artist has made a portrait of Jackie Chan out of chopsticks. At first glance I thought it was 'Winner takes all' era Jimmy Tarbuck
April 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
A Chinese artist has made a portrait of Jackie Chan out of chopsticks. At first glance I thought it was 'Winner takes all' era Jimmy Tarbuck
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do I have this right? Donald Trump is just going to crash the world economy every three months — and then pretend to save it, over and over, while his cronies rake in untold billions on his shameless market manipulation, is that it? fucking hell
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
do I have this right? Donald Trump is just going to crash the world economy every three months — and then pretend to save it, over and over, while his cronies rake in untold billions on his shameless market manipulation, is that it? fucking hell
How is Harry Cole 38? Was his paper round Mount Everest?
April 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
How is Harry Cole 38? Was his paper round Mount Everest?
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Might stick on some Dario G just to feel something
March 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Might stick on some Dario G just to feel something
ngl I am 100% behind Chilesy on this one #speakingtruthtopower
March 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
ngl I am 100% behind Chilesy on this one #speakingtruthtopower
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Only Good-Looking Person In Office Mingles With Hideous Coworkers Like Missionary Among Lepers
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March 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Only Good-Looking Person In Office Mingles With Hideous Coworkers Like Missionary Among Lepers
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Johnny Depp is in a lot of cologne ads for someone who looks like they just hit the Febreze after a smoke break.
March 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Johnny Depp is in a lot of cologne ads for someone who looks like they just hit the Febreze after a smoke break.
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
Just made some pancakes for my kids #dadoftheyear
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just made some pancakes for my kids #dadoftheyear
RIP Henry Kelly. I’ll always remember this titbit about him from 20 years ago.
February 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
RIP Henry Kelly. I’ll always remember this titbit about him from 20 years ago.
Trump Gaza looks amazing, could be the new Dubai!!
February 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Trump Gaza looks amazing, could be the new Dubai!!
How to break the ice with one of your mum’s church friends.
February 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How to break the ice with one of your mum’s church friends.
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JD Vance is a man who’s clearly sucked off an animal at some point in his life.
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance is a man who’s clearly sucked off an animal at some point in his life.
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This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him
BOSTON—Saying he was more than willing to go along with the request to avoid conflict, local internet user Dan Filmeyer reportedly clicked a box to allow all cookies Thursday so the website he was browsing wouldn’t be mad at him. “Ah, man, I don’t want SnackWorks.com to think I’m uptight—accepting these cookies seems like a […]
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February 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him
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Big day for me tomorrow. I'm the guy who trains waiters to intrude with a massive phallic pepper grinder at the most romantic moment of your Valentine's dinner date.
February 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Big day for me tomorrow. I'm the guy who trains waiters to intrude with a massive phallic pepper grinder at the most romantic moment of your Valentine's dinner date.
IT’S CHICO TIME!!
February 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
IT’S CHICO TIME!!