lonestarag05.bsky.social
@lonestarag05.bsky.social
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Propping Trump up in front of some uniformed troops and like Jenny McCarthy for some reason to sign the Prosperity And Excellence Act, which mandates that vehicular homicide is legal and retroactively awards him an Emmy and a Stanley Cup. He starts talking about how Bette Midler "really went down."
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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COVID Vaccines Slashed Kids’ ER Visits by 76 Percent, Study Finds www.scientificamerican.com/article/covi...
COVID Vaccines Slashed Kids’ ER Visits by 76 Percent, Study Finds
A report published by the CDC reaffirms the effectiveness of COVID vaccines at preventing severe disease in children
www.scientificamerican.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
hell yeah baby #1
good morning

i have updated alcohol sales numbers from across the country, thanks to like, 90+ FOIAs and a bunch of spreadsheet work

surprisingly (to me, anyway), Texas A&M is now our current booze leader. LSU, Nebraska and Oregon (!) close behind:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/behold-i-h...
Behold! I have updated stadium alcohol sales data from October!
Is Nebraska still selling more booze than anybody else? What about Ole Miss? Or Oregon?
www.extrapointsmb.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The US is now just the drunk crank at the end of the bar waving a gun around
Trump on the president of Colombia: "He's gonna have himself some big problems if he doesn't wise up ... he better wise up or he'll be next. I hope he's listening. He's gonna be next."
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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not only could I never have identified the surprise, I'm not even sure I could have guessed the CATEGORY of surprise
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I have no interest in fighting about breastmilk vs formula, but I do think more dudes should realize that sometimes, moms just dont make enough milk. Babies dont latch correctly. Shit happens! In the past, they just died. But now we have formula! which is better than dying, in my humble opinion
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Even if you think, incorrectly, that this repulsive technology has any place in mainstream culture, maybe it gives you pause that the worst people in the world are hell bent on making you use it.
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The selection committee did a terrible job all year, dug themselves into so many holes and stayed inconsistent to the very end.

You can argue the final result was right or wrong, but the process to get there was a mess.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fuck this committee. Ole Miss @ 6 above us is such bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The ACC.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Find a job you love as much as the Fox broadcast dj
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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there was a deeply wise and trolly soul in the truck who thought “….just in case” when everyone else was thinking OT
Oh my God that Def Leppard drop
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Student newspapers continue to do the heavy (and courageous) lifting that mainstream media largely refuses.
Students at A&M object to the Regents’ censoring of teaching about race + gender: “Before the university experiences an impending brain drain, we ask that they stop selling students to politicians. Let students have an education the university is ready to offer. Let us have a future.”👏
Opinion: Our future rests on education — the Regents want us to abandon it – The Battalion
In today’s crisis of higher education, the Texas A&M University System Board of Regents doesn’t desire to simply maintain the marketplace of ideas, as it’d
thebatt.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM