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The Shakers
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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i had a dream zohran was selling "miss me yet?" t-shirts of eric adams and they were so popular he funded a library
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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movie listings for dogs
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025: A Video Countdown
to watch previous video countdowns please visit: https://www.videocountdowns.com/ this year's video is once again in support of the Palestine Children's…
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January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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your occasional reminder of the lou bega remix of "i'm the scatman" where he called himself "the hatman" and included the lyrics "scatman & hatman travel in time/scatman & hatman going online"
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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If I was able to separate myself from the churn of history and could watch this with an untouched heart as calm as a desert horizon I do think “addled old pedophile gangster threatens war bc he didn’t receive the peace prize with insane letter aimed at someone unrelated to the prize” would be funny.
“Even by Trump’s standards, this letter is so dangerous and so delusional that there is no longer any question that the president is mentally ‘unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office,’ as laid out in the 25th Amendment to the Constitution.” www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump’s Insane New Threat Leaves No Doubt: It’s Time for the 25th Amendment
There is no longer any denying the president is unable to carry out the demands of his office.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Go Nagai's Gamefighter Animard (1991)
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

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January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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transplanting one of my old shitposts to here as well

listen to @rangedtouch.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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The Devil wants me to go down to the dog track, feed the dogs some food. The Devil wants me to make the dogs bigger...
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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your art should be sucking WAY more ass
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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2-minute comic
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM