Kaz
@lottieplot9.bsky.social
Generally floundering. Yogi, knitter, walker, sci fi nerd, occasionally sweary, Scottish, retired engineer, frequent user of the block button, rehomed Elsie the German Shepherd. She/her
Pinned
Elsie's second gotcha anniversary. Very different dog from the one we picked up from Dog's Trust Shrewsbury two years ago, having put on 6kg, turned foxy red, learned to bark and hate squirrels, and perfected looking cute.
#GSD #AdoptDontShop
#GSD #AdoptDontShop
Dan Dan the tractor man, gave us a bell to see if we want our hedges cutting again this year, subtext, cash in hand for Christmas. Answer, yes please, usual amount? expecting him to suggest a bit more, instead, he asked for less, the daft bugger cos OH did him some free machining jobs.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dan Dan the tractor man, gave us a bell to see if we want our hedges cutting again this year, subtext, cash in hand for Christmas. Answer, yes please, usual amount? expecting him to suggest a bit more, instead, he asked for less, the daft bugger cos OH did him some free machining jobs.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Visited the Tatha gallery this morning. A fair few artists on show as they do for the final one.
Pauline Cumming. Plates were all red dotted.
Will be back for other snaps.
www.tathagallery.com
Pauline Cumming. Plates were all red dotted.
Will be back for other snaps.
www.tathagallery.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Visited the Tatha gallery this morning. A fair few artists on show as they do for the final one.
Pauline Cumming. Plates were all red dotted.
Will be back for other snaps.
www.tathagallery.com
Pauline Cumming. Plates were all red dotted.
Will be back for other snaps.
www.tathagallery.com
This week's library haul. The Spoilt Kill by Mary Kelly, Tender is the Night by F Scott Fitzgerald, Once was Willem by MR Carey, Motheater by Linda H Codega, The Salt Oracle by Lorraine Wilson, Hawthorn by Elaine Thomson, Murder at Gulls Nest by Jess Kid and Red City by Marie Lu. #BookSky
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This week's library haul. The Spoilt Kill by Mary Kelly, Tender is the Night by F Scott Fitzgerald, Once was Willem by MR Carey, Motheater by Linda H Codega, The Salt Oracle by Lorraine Wilson, Hawthorn by Elaine Thomson, Murder at Gulls Nest by Jess Kid and Red City by Marie Lu. #BookSky
When I volunteered for a stint on the charity stall at today's Christmas market, I didn't realise it was tied to the Christmas lights switch on so not only is it after dark and outside, the parking will be a pain and I'll have further to walk in. Bah Humbug and buggeration.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When I volunteered for a stint on the charity stall at today's Christmas market, I didn't realise it was tied to the Christmas lights switch on so not only is it after dark and outside, the parking will be a pain and I'll have further to walk in. Bah Humbug and buggeration.
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That’s one way
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That’s one way
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
You are not allowed to boop but she will tolerate a kiss on the snoot.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You are not allowed to boop but she will tolerate a kiss on the snoot.
Guide Dog puppy spam from today's fundraising committee meeting.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Guide Dog puppy spam from today's fundraising committee meeting.
The Undertones
Squeeze
David Bowie
Eddie Reader
Garth Brookes supporting Kenny Rodgers
Squeeze
David Bowie
Eddie Reader
Garth Brookes supporting Kenny Rodgers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
The Cranberries
Prince
The Prodigy
The Stone Roses
Pulp
(Sinister link included)
The Cranberries
Prince
The Prodigy
The Stone Roses
Pulp
(Sinister link included)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Undertones
Squeeze
David Bowie
Eddie Reader
Garth Brookes supporting Kenny Rodgers
Squeeze
David Bowie
Eddie Reader
Garth Brookes supporting Kenny Rodgers
A story with three protagonists, me, Elsie and a tandoori chicken bone. Handler error!
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A story with three protagonists, me, Elsie and a tandoori chicken bone. Handler error!
That's me boosted, so in the spirit of self care and keeping my strength up, I had to buy these. It's such a shame they come in a pack of four, whatever will I do with the other three 🙄
Alt a pack of M&S choctastic brownies.
Alt a pack of M&S choctastic brownies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
That's me boosted, so in the spirit of self care and keeping my strength up, I had to buy these. It's such a shame they come in a pack of four, whatever will I do with the other three 🙄
Alt a pack of M&S choctastic brownies.
Alt a pack of M&S choctastic brownies.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Anyway, time to stop dicking about on here and etc down on my hands and knees with these bad boys. It's a pet owner thing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Anyway, time to stop dicking about on here and etc down on my hands and knees with these bad boys. It's a pet owner thing.
Elsie's second gotcha anniversary. Very different dog from the one we picked up from Dog's Trust Shrewsbury two years ago, having put on 6kg, turned foxy red, learned to bark and hate squirrels, and perfected looking cute.
#GSD #AdoptDontShop
#GSD #AdoptDontShop
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Elsie's second gotcha anniversary. Very different dog from the one we picked up from Dog's Trust Shrewsbury two years ago, having put on 6kg, turned foxy red, learned to bark and hate squirrels, and perfected looking cute.
#GSD #AdoptDontShop
#GSD #AdoptDontShop
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*Four films to get to know me*
Me: “You can’t get to know me. My mind is beyond your comprehension. I am unknowable.”
“They’re all Star Trek films, aren’t they?”
Me: “Yes.”
Me: “You can’t get to know me. My mind is beyond your comprehension. I am unknowable.”
“They’re all Star Trek films, aren’t they?”
Me: “Yes.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
*Four films to get to know me*
Me: “You can’t get to know me. My mind is beyond your comprehension. I am unknowable.”
“They’re all Star Trek films, aren’t they?”
Me: “Yes.”
Me: “You can’t get to know me. My mind is beyond your comprehension. I am unknowable.”
“They’re all Star Trek films, aren’t they?”
Me: “Yes.”
Normally Wednesday is my day off, ie, when I do something I want to do and stuff the rest of the household. For reasons, this week it's today but both my first choice venues are closed on Mondays so I'm floundering a bit with the old direction for the day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Normally Wednesday is my day off, ie, when I do something I want to do and stuff the rest of the household. For reasons, this week it's today but both my first choice venues are closed on Mondays so I'm floundering a bit with the old direction for the day.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Today, women in the UK effectively stop being paid because of the 10.9% gender pay gap.if you are a woman, use this calculator to see what you might be earning, were you a man: gender-pay-gap-calculator.vercel.app?mc_cid=e1b46... courtesy of the Fawcett Society
Gender Pay Gap Calculator
Calculate your personalized gender pay gap using UK Labour Force Survey data
gender-pay-gap-calculator.vercel.app
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today, women in the UK effectively stop being paid because of the 10.9% gender pay gap.if you are a woman, use this calculator to see what you might be earning, were you a man: gender-pay-gap-calculator.vercel.app?mc_cid=e1b46... courtesy of the Fawcett Society
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Behold today's most gripping story on social media.
And if you disagree, I'm going to throw a "carrot" at you.
And if you disagree, I'm going to throw a "carrot" at you.
In Tesco’s this afternoon: an elderly Polish man at the self-checkout, trying to buy a pint of milk and a white radish. There is no picture for the radish on the machine. The assistant doesn’t know what it is. She asks a colleague: “It’s a white radish.” There is no entry for it on the machine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Behold today's most gripping story on social media.
And if you disagree, I'm going to throw a "carrot" at you.
And if you disagree, I'm going to throw a "carrot" at you.
The foxes visit our garden and have been leaving poop, recently with very visible kernels/seeds in that I can't identify, so this morning I cleaned some off and stuck them in a pot. Should know what they are in 2 to 5 years. Six year old me would be proud 😁 #science #wildlife
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Ice formation in one of my bulb pots.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Ice formation in one of my bulb pots.
A friend very proudly gave me a jar of her crabapple jelly, which I smiled and said all the right words over but yes, it's inedible thanks to the choice of jar. Such a shame, but the whole kitchen now smells of garlic.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A friend very proudly gave me a jar of her crabapple jelly, which I smiled and said all the right words over but yes, it's inedible thanks to the choice of jar. Such a shame, but the whole kitchen now smells of garlic.
Sun dog.
Alt a German shepherd dog in the garden with a pink flying ring in her mouth and looking intently at a deflated football willing it to leap into the air
Alt a German shepherd dog in the garden with a pink flying ring in her mouth and looking intently at a deflated football willing it to leap into the air
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Sun dog.
Alt a German shepherd dog in the garden with a pink flying ring in her mouth and looking intently at a deflated football willing it to leap into the air
Alt a German shepherd dog in the garden with a pink flying ring in her mouth and looking intently at a deflated football willing it to leap into the air
After a basic start it's turned into a lovely day. Washing out, frost has seen off the dahlias, begonias and tender plants in the greenhouse so cutting back and more bulb planting being done. Deployed new headband/earwarmer v good purchase, had a brew, back out for round 2 in the sunshine.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
After a basic start it's turned into a lovely day. Washing out, frost has seen off the dahlias, begonias and tender plants in the greenhouse so cutting back and more bulb planting being done. Deployed new headband/earwarmer v good purchase, had a brew, back out for round 2 in the sunshine.