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I used to do things. I still do, but I used to, too.
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hey bun
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is my favorite part from Muppet Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The “five dollars a month for an extra episode of the podcast” is the last fair deal in America
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.

Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This part being untouched is really, really funny to watch in the actual episode. The crew being there makes it feel like a scene from a Naked Gun.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The wings I got yesterday were so good
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane.

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October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Day three of “come back” emails from an online store after looking at a product
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Young Republicans at the bar.
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In a way, the ice cream man is The Entertainer
August 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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secrets of game UI designers they DON'T want you to know
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
growing up watching cartoons I imagined that I'd receive more singing telegrams as an adult
May 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hope that I see Matt Menard
May 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Polygon was a great constant to have over the years, they did a lot of quality work and held themselves to a really high standard. Very frustrating to see sharp people with solid, institutional knowledge get tossed out like this.
May 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
this is what they took from you
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
As a big WKUK and Barbarian head, I’m so excited to see Zach Cregger’s next movies
April 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
solid snake's immediate reaction to watching donald anderson have a heart attack and die right in front of him: "huh, dead..."
April 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
April 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Randomly rewatched MacGruber a few weeks ago and kept thinking about how great and funny Kilmer is. RIP to the damn legend.
April 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ate a huge pepper
April 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM