Turbulence Jones
@lukehancock.bsky.social
Just here to give myself something to browse while I smoke cigarettes.
When did they (they know who they are) stop marketing food items with the word, "zesty?"
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When did they (they know who they are) stop marketing food items with the word, "zesty?"
I don't know how to respond when British people say, "cheers," so I always answer with, "Yee-haw."
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't know how to respond when British people say, "cheers," so I always answer with, "Yee-haw."
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Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
I get a little bit corny when the correct, even-number, socks come out of the dryer.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I get a little bit corny when the correct, even-number, socks come out of the dryer.
My family wanted to see Wake Up, Deadman, this weekend but it wasn't playing at our theater so we watched Murder on the Orient Express (2017) which we'd been procrastinating. My god! That film was beautifully shot and wonderfully acted! How does Branaugh's series not have more hype?
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My family wanted to see Wake Up, Deadman, this weekend but it wasn't playing at our theater so we watched Murder on the Orient Express (2017) which we'd been procrastinating. My god! That film was beautifully shot and wonderfully acted! How does Branaugh's series not have more hype?
Again, in 2025, I've made an effort to take pictures of things I do. Boring picture but I didn't want to take a photo of the poster and snapping a pic of the movie screen seems rude so, here's my ticket stub:
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Again, in 2025, I've made an effort to take pictures of things I do. Boring picture but I didn't want to take a photo of the poster and snapping a pic of the movie screen seems rude so, here's my ticket stub:
Well. I did the stupid thing and watched Pluribus so I could keep up with the discourse and now I'm caught up and sad that I don't have a new episode that I can look forward to, tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Well. I did the stupid thing and watched Pluribus so I could keep up with the discourse and now I'm caught up and sad that I don't have a new episode that I can look forward to, tonight.
Watching the recent season of Only Murders. It's awesome that while many talented comedians lose their spark, Steve Martin and Martin Short are STILL at the top of their game!
I've always loved these guys but this might be their greatest work!
I've always loved these guys but this might be their greatest work!
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watching the recent season of Only Murders. It's awesome that while many talented comedians lose their spark, Steve Martin and Martin Short are STILL at the top of their game!
I've always loved these guys but this might be their greatest work!
I've always loved these guys but this might be their greatest work!
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Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
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u guys gonna buy some shit tomorrow? i'm not. i hope the economy dies
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
u guys gonna buy some shit tomorrow? i'm not. i hope the economy dies
Lol! South Park told Pete Hegseth to get his bitchass of of town!
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lol! South Park told Pete Hegseth to get his bitchass of of town!
Throughout my life, I've failed to take photographs of pretty much anything. This year, I resolved to take pictures of things I do. I'm not great at it, but I've actually been taking the photos. Anyway, here's a bad photo of a good show I went to last night.
#betterlovers
#betterlovers
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Throughout my life, I've failed to take photographs of pretty much anything. This year, I resolved to take pictures of things I do. I'm not great at it, but I've actually been taking the photos. Anyway, here's a bad photo of a good show I went to last night.
#betterlovers
#betterlovers
Love the theatrical cut of Mallrats. I had to sneak into the theater to see it when I was 15. I purchased the VHS and DVD later.
this is pretty good but it still does not touch upon my crackpot theory about MALLRATS, which is that it's structured like a shakespeare comedy www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Love the theatrical cut of Mallrats. I had to sneak into the theater to see it when I was 15. I purchased the VHS and DVD later.
Someone should make a meaningless, moneyless, holiday. Thay way they can enjoy their day off or barbecue or whatever without people telling them not to forget the real meaning of the holiday or the people who sacrificed for it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Someone should make a meaningless, moneyless, holiday. Thay way they can enjoy their day off or barbecue or whatever without people telling them not to forget the real meaning of the holiday or the people who sacrificed for it.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think it's time to admit to myself that I only find the very first scene in IT (book, mini-series, AND movie) scary. It's time to stop waiting for this show to get scary.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I think it's time to admit to myself that I only find the very first scene in IT (book, mini-series, AND movie) scary. It's time to stop waiting for this show to get scary.
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Love a surprise payment for Microsoft 365 right before the holidays. Fuck everything and especially copilot.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Love a surprise payment for Microsoft 365 right before the holidays. Fuck everything and especially copilot.
Gonna wear a Many Eyes shirt to the Better Lovers show, to stir the pot.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Gonna wear a Many Eyes shirt to the Better Lovers show, to stir the pot.
The President is going to be the next MTG. The writers have run out of ideas.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The President is going to be the next MTG. The writers have run out of ideas.
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When the President of the United States starts calling for lawmakers to be killed, he definitely needs to be REMOVED IMMEDIATELY!
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When the President of the United States starts calling for lawmakers to be killed, he definitely needs to be REMOVED IMMEDIATELY!
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We’re trying something new this weekend and opening up the first Human Petting Zoo. Please don’t make it weird.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We’re trying something new this weekend and opening up the first Human Petting Zoo. Please don’t make it weird.
I like staring into windows of apartment buildings and counting all the Roku Cities.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I like staring into windows of apartment buildings and counting all the Roku Cities.
Welp. I've managed to piss off everyone in my life in the past 24 hours. All separate incidents, too. Fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Welp. I've managed to piss off everyone in my life in the past 24 hours. All separate incidents, too. Fuck.
And I'll still get MLBdotTV because I love Big Inning so damned much!
When I’m the commissioner of baseball, I’ll require every team to get a deal to show all their games on local broadcast tv, and if they can‘t, then they will be available to stream for free and the owners will oust me so fast, but it’s fine because I’ll go out in glory.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
And I'll still get MLBdotTV because I love Big Inning so damned much!