lukery
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April 9, 1997: Atlanta's Dikembe Mutombo with three consecutive blocked shots—and three consecutive finger wags.
Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101.
Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101.
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
April 9, 1997: Atlanta's Dikembe Mutombo with three consecutive blocked shots—and three consecutive finger wags.
Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101.
Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101.
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Posting a pic of my drunk friend with the caption: "POV: Your cabbaged AF!!" and passing out. At 1:34am, my crush replies "Lol! :-)" for me to find in the morning. Unfortunately at 3:23am I'm dismembered by a life sized clown statue because I didn't send a chain email to 10 people in 2009
March 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Posting a pic of my drunk friend with the caption: "POV: Your cabbaged AF!!" and passing out. At 1:34am, my crush replies "Lol! :-)" for me to find in the morning. Unfortunately at 3:23am I'm dismembered by a life sized clown statue because I didn't send a chain email to 10 people in 2009
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i gotta go through and preserve the hits of the Orange Julius account me and my buddy ian ran
February 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i gotta go through and preserve the hits of the Orange Julius account me and my buddy ian ran
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February 19, 1994: Houston’s Hakeem Olajuwon with the chasedown block on Kevin Johnson's dunk attempt.
Olajuwon finished with 14 PTS/7 REB/5 BLK, Otis Thorpe had 20 PTS/18 REB, and Vernon Maxwell scored 25 PTS in the Rockets' 106-88 win over the Phoenix Suns.
Olajuwon finished with 14 PTS/7 REB/5 BLK, Otis Thorpe had 20 PTS/18 REB, and Vernon Maxwell scored 25 PTS in the Rockets' 106-88 win over the Phoenix Suns.
February 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
February 19, 1994: Houston’s Hakeem Olajuwon with the chasedown block on Kevin Johnson's dunk attempt.
Olajuwon finished with 14 PTS/7 REB/5 BLK, Otis Thorpe had 20 PTS/18 REB, and Vernon Maxwell scored 25 PTS in the Rockets' 106-88 win over the Phoenix Suns.
Olajuwon finished with 14 PTS/7 REB/5 BLK, Otis Thorpe had 20 PTS/18 REB, and Vernon Maxwell scored 25 PTS in the Rockets' 106-88 win over the Phoenix Suns.
new concept i just came up with: swagma. it’s like when you have swag and you’re a sigma
February 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
new concept i just came up with: swagma. it’s like when you have swag and you’re a sigma
valentine’s day or whatever.
February 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
valentine’s day or whatever.
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atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
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Ok no way you're telling me that if you put a cricket in an air fryer it wouldn't come out delicious.
(Guy reads this post, finds a cricket on his porch, air fries it and eats it, and gets Cricket Disease and dies)*
*Authors note: Guy who did this was Bad Luck Brian
(Guy reads this post, finds a cricket on his porch, air fries it and eats it, and gets Cricket Disease and dies)*
*Authors note: Guy who did this was Bad Luck Brian
January 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ok no way you're telling me that if you put a cricket in an air fryer it wouldn't come out delicious.
(Guy reads this post, finds a cricket on his porch, air fries it and eats it, and gets Cricket Disease and dies)*
*Authors note: Guy who did this was Bad Luck Brian
(Guy reads this post, finds a cricket on his porch, air fries it and eats it, and gets Cricket Disease and dies)*
*Authors note: Guy who did this was Bad Luck Brian
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me: it's so windy… do you have a hair tie?
settlers of catan player: no but i can give you three lighters if you give me a hair tie
settlers of catan player: no but i can give you three lighters if you give me a hair tie
January 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me: it's so windy… do you have a hair tie?
settlers of catan player: no but i can give you three lighters if you give me a hair tie
settlers of catan player: no but i can give you three lighters if you give me a hair tie
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Well, well, well vaping is dangerous now, huh? Now remind me again how I made the “wrong choice” by sticking with good old fashioned snorting tobacco
December 30, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Well, well, well vaping is dangerous now, huh? Now remind me again how I made the “wrong choice” by sticking with good old fashioned snorting tobacco
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Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been fingered by your Māori boyfriends and it SHOWS.
December 30, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been fingered by your Māori boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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tfw you get poop on your birth certificate
December 21, 2024 at 4:19 AM
tfw you get poop on your birth certificate
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electricians are here today and the guy was talking to my cutout for a few seconds then goes "WOAH!" and realizes im in another room. gonna throw up.
Forgot to hide the life-size cutout of myself before the plumber got here. A genuinely devastating turn of events.
December 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
electricians are here today and the guy was talking to my cutout for a few seconds then goes "WOAH!" and realizes im in another room. gonna throw up.
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kids these days don’t even know about swagatha christie
December 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
kids these days don’t even know about swagatha christie
no no, mr. sigma was my father’s name. please just call me lukery
December 7, 2024 at 8:14 PM
no no, mr. sigma was my father’s name. please just call me lukery
erm… what the echinoderm?
December 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
erm… what the echinoderm?
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Dropped my vape into the toilet while peeing when I woke up. Feels like an omen for the day ahead (I quit vaping and develop a piss fetish)
December 7, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Dropped my vape into the toilet while peeing when I woke up. Feels like an omen for the day ahead (I quit vaping and develop a piss fetish)
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apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer
December 3, 2024 at 3:23 AM
apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer
is disturbia by rihanna the best song of all time? probably not but it’s close
November 30, 2024 at 6:24 AM
is disturbia by rihanna the best song of all time? probably not but it’s close
guy named chris anthemum
November 30, 2024 at 6:23 AM
guy named chris anthemum