Heather Griffin
luxuriouslinguini.bsky.social
Heather Griffin
@luxuriouslinguini.bsky.social
Queer (almost) middle aged married (to @pragmaticpasta.bsky.social) mom who likes reading, WOSO, WNBA (and Unrivaled), saying fuck you to fascists and eating all the carbs 🍝
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This deal is gonna get done and Jessica is gonna come out here and be like ok guys look what i did!! I kept your favorite player here, do you like me now???

The answer will remain NO
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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I’m so glad gay men watching Heated Rivalry are finally getting what us queer gals have been getting with the WNBA and USWNT all these year!
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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It's wholesome and oddly depressing to me that Al Gore, 77, not owing anyone shit, is still criss-crossing the globe full-time warning people about climate change, raising money for climate projects, mentoring the next generation of environmentalists, and generally being obsessed with this issue.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I hate that this team has had so many coaching change ups the last handful of years. Here’s hoping we actually get that worldwide search for a coach we were promised 2 years ago
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I wish Sydney Leroux so much healing and support for speaking about what she’s been going through. So many things in women’s sports don’t get talked about that ED’s are part of that
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I love in the NWSL how the USWNT players all check in on each other when they fall down, even if they’re on opposite pro teams. And I love how in the WNBA, even if you won six Olympic gold medals with somebody, you will run through them like a tornado if they’re on the other team and in your way.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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consistent. dependable. leaders in the midfield. ✨

THE BEST. Congrats to Sam and Liv for being named to the NWSL's 2025 Best XI First Team ✨
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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dunno if i'll ever be over tara mckeown's journey. spent her entire college career, plus TWO pro seasons, as a forward. one offseason they said hey wanna be a center back, she said lol wut ok, started in central defense from day 1, got on the uswnt, and just won defender of the year. WHATDOUMEAN.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The Portland Thorns exit the post season. Their 10th semi final - the most of any NWSL team ever- showed the grit this dynasty was built on… as well as the passion and hope the new generation will carry for the Rose City ❤️🌹
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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yosemite klan
Alexi Lalas, with the vibes of a sheriff ordering the beating of Civil Rights protesters.
July 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This had me dying 💀
For as fraught as our national politics are the U.S. sure does produce a lot of very successful left wingers
June 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fuck yeah it is!
The Washington Post has ranked the top airports in the country:

1) Portland
2) Long Beach
3) Ronald Reagan Washington National
4) Minneapolis-Saint Paul
5) Seattle Paine Field
6) Rhode Island T.F. Green
7) Albuquerque
8) Indianapolis
9) Salt Lake City
10) Detroit Metro
June 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That’s because it was preschool and kindergarten teachers spreading the “rebrand” and we don’t fuck around.
“Criss cross applesauce” is the best woke re-brand of all time. So catchy. Caught on immediately. A+ woke work.
June 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Raising the resistance! ✊🏼#nokingsinamerica
June 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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No cops at Pride includes the cop in your head who tells you to police other queer people. Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed. Deal with your discomfort on your own time. Pride is for the community, not just you.
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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In honor of the recent #BarclaysWSL Golden Glove winner (with #manutdwomen) and soon-to-be mainstay of the #uswnt, I present a crocheted portrait of unproblematic goalkeeper and marine biology enthusiast Phallon Tullis-Joyce.
May 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The faster NWSL can shed its girl boss tech entrepreneur image and just embrace all women, especially women of color and trans women, the better off it’ll be
a man in a blue shirt says " but you don t have to take my word for it "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " but you don t have to take my word for it "
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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🔥 DENIRO AT CANNES: “In my country we’re fighting like hell for the democracy we once took for granted… Art looks for truth, embraces diversity — that’s why we are a threat to autocrats and fascists.” 🇺🇸
May 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
90s prom with @drewrpa.bsky.social 🤘🏼
May 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Jessica Berman should be thrown in a very deep body of water, I’m so done with her
I just…. They continued the game and then tacked on 12 extra minutes. This League continues to literally read the room. Players and fans just witnessed a traumatic medical event and they said play on COME ON MAN nasty work
May 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Just funny to me that in the year of our lord 2025 there is a criminal in the White House but “crystal meth” in Semi-Charmed Life is still bleeped out on the radio.
April 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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They majority of White voters went with the Democratic presidential candidate for the last time in… 1964. - 60 years.

They‘d rather die than share.
April 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM