Nic
@lvl13charlatan.bsky.social
I like things and stuff and junk.
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the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
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10/10 protest poster:
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
10/10 protest poster:
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Why do you people lie like this?
👮🏻♂️"Show me your f*cking hands n*gger, or I'll blow your f*cking head off!" is what I've been told more than once.
A Black immigrant is still more likely to be pulled over by cops and killed for being Black, than pulled over by ICE and killed for being an immigrant.
👮🏻♂️"Show me your f*cking hands n*gger, or I'll blow your f*cking head off!" is what I've been told more than once.
A Black immigrant is still more likely to be pulled over by cops and killed for being Black, than pulled over by ICE and killed for being an immigrant.
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Why do you people lie like this?
👮🏻♂️"Show me your f*cking hands n*gger, or I'll blow your f*cking head off!" is what I've been told more than once.
A Black immigrant is still more likely to be pulled over by cops and killed for being Black, than pulled over by ICE and killed for being an immigrant.
👮🏻♂️"Show me your f*cking hands n*gger, or I'll blow your f*cking head off!" is what I've been told more than once.
A Black immigrant is still more likely to be pulled over by cops and killed for being Black, than pulled over by ICE and killed for being an immigrant.
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by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
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This is huge—by the end of their journey, the prediction market was 99% certain that “Will they make it?” would resolve to a YES. One early bettor was looking at a six-figure payout. And then, at the very last second, for seemingly no reason at all, Orpheus turned.
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
This is huge—by the end of their journey, the prediction market was 99% certain that “Will they make it?” would resolve to a YES. One early bettor was looking at a six-figure payout. And then, at the very last second, for seemingly no reason at all, Orpheus turned.
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while i'm at it, gooey cheese (velveeta) is melted cheese with a decoagulant added (usually sodium citrate). you can again do it yourself quite easily.
(fun fact: the same sodium citrate is also used to stop donated blood from coagulating-- blood transfusions are blood-velveeta.)
(fun fact: the same sodium citrate is also used to stop donated blood from coagulating-- blood transfusions are blood-velveeta.)
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
while i'm at it, gooey cheese (velveeta) is melted cheese with a decoagulant added (usually sodium citrate). you can again do it yourself quite easily.
(fun fact: the same sodium citrate is also used to stop donated blood from coagulating-- blood transfusions are blood-velveeta.)
(fun fact: the same sodium citrate is also used to stop donated blood from coagulating-- blood transfusions are blood-velveeta.)
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
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I would like to direct all speeders to this chart
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I would like to direct all speeders to this chart
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fuck: halloween 🎃
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
fuck: halloween 🎃
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
kill: thanksgiving 🤮
merry: christmas 🎄
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‘Carol’ as in ‘Christmas carol’ originally referred to dances performed in the round.
It later referred to the song of merriment that accompanied said dances.
‘Carol’ is your mom’s friend who sells labradoodle sweaters on Etsy.
It later referred to the song of merriment that accompanied said dances.
‘Carol’ is your mom’s friend who sells labradoodle sweaters on Etsy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
‘Carol’ as in ‘Christmas carol’ originally referred to dances performed in the round.
It later referred to the song of merriment that accompanied said dances.
‘Carol’ is your mom’s friend who sells labradoodle sweaters on Etsy.
It later referred to the song of merriment that accompanied said dances.
‘Carol’ is your mom’s friend who sells labradoodle sweaters on Etsy.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Seems bad 😬
Seems bad 😬
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Seems bad 😬
Seems bad 😬
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
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I swear to fucking god mozilla, *everyone hates this idea*. Do NOT succumb to The Fear & the Monetization Disease. You don't need to have a "modern AI browser", at all, ever. You need to be th comany that respects user privacy, meaningful consent, & choice; the one w/ The Browser That Fucking Works
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I swear to fucking god mozilla, *everyone hates this idea*. Do NOT succumb to The Fear & the Monetization Disease. You don't need to have a "modern AI browser", at all, ever. You need to be th comany that respects user privacy, meaningful consent, & choice; the one w/ The Browser That Fucking Works
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless
My mom took me to see Jurassic Park when it came out. I was 8 and imagined there were velociraptors outside our bathroom window for a year.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My mom took me to see Jurassic Park when it came out. I was 8 and imagined there were velociraptors outside our bathroom window for a year.
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Y’all keep on with the heavy cognitive ability offloading and you’ll end up here … 😆🤣
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Y’all keep on with the heavy cognitive ability offloading and you’ll end up here … 😆🤣
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
he sees all
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Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
April 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.